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some wimblennik in preparation for next month!! 🦊🍓

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went on a few dates with a guy and it didn't work out but i'm only really bummed because i'll never meet his friend he kept mentioning, "flamboyantly gay kenny" who won't stop getting in to "problematic situationships." thinking about you, kenny. in another life we're drinking vodka crans together.

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄

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you're cute and it's tuesday

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pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

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i appreciate that beatlemania happened and all those men were medium ugly at best. they don’t let medium ugly people even exist in the public eye anymore

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lol

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I need that reddit post where it's like "what's the weirdest thing that happened to you as a sex worker?" And the girl is like "I had one guy who took me to a motel and we didn't have sex but he told me to watch him run around the room" and then someone asks "was he fast?" And she's like "scary fast haha"

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time to bring back a classic.

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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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Biblically accurate modern hobbits

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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what exactly gives your the right to critique these people?

idk, noblesse oblige?

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Singles from I quit by HAIM (2025) / Various paparazzi photos (1990s-2000s)

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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they