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You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

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I’ve decided to start a new conspiracy theory that coonhounds don’t actually exist. the setter people are frantically shaving their dogs in between shows and then showing them again as “coonhounds”. So they can win extra ribbons I presume.

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Thompson, Sally Ann. Buzzini, Marc. A Standard Guide to Purebred Dogs, by Harry Glover, Galley Press, 1982, p. 93.

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You never recover from being weird in middle school

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my beauty standards for trucks and yes they have to be red everyone knows trucks are red

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Dog Forum Simulator

- Will Purina kill my dog? I’ve been feeding him pure salmonella but it’s getting expensive. I heard Purina makes dogs explode???

- My dog is wanted for murder in 6 states. Should I rehome him to my frail grandmother?

- match me a breed for service work! It needs to be handler focused, neutral in public, love learning, medium sized and brown but NOT A LAB I HATE LABS!!!! also it needs to be good with other dogs and kids should I get a wolf dog?

- my husband has killed five of my dogs. How do I train my dogs not to be killed by my husband?

- I love my doodle he is the perfect match for me! Isn’t he cute? [400 comments] [600 angry reacts] [300 laugh reacts] [OP’s house has been set on fire]

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i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

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"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

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your “loyal and virtuous” knight is doubting the cause he pledged his very soul to 🫵😂

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hey reddit,

my pet financial analyst won't come out of his hide and he spends all day curled in a ball muttering about "precipitous downturn" and "wild market fluctuations". I made sure my humidity monitor is working, and I added some more plants in case he's feeling exposed, but he still only leaves his hide to drink water and sometimes pace in circles staring at the toy phone I gave him. It has a sticker where the screen should be, I don't understand why he's acting like it's real. am I putting enough vitamin powder in his food? maybe it's a light issue?

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when i die i hope that scientists grow a clone of my brain in a jar so it can make more posts #neverstopblogging

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as a trans person from florida who had to put up with the near constant "lol let's just cut florida off" comments while desantis was going scorched earth on trans people last year i completely sympathize with trans people in the uk being annoyed by the "terf island" jokes. it's fucking shitty and does absolutely nothing to actually help trans people. stop it.

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my cisgender fiancee wants to know "whats the word for fujoing out but about cracking eggs"

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my brutalist son just killed my rococo son with his gray concrete alphabet blocks

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The North is not off the hook. Not by a long shot.

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Ch. Arabica Atletico at Insolens, Azawakh, source.