wolfyonweed

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cum and coffee metaphor 2.0

cum is nice when it’s hot but then it feels gross on your leg when it’s cold.

coffee is good hot and real goth fucking freaks like it cold

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I LOVE TIMNLR

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OVERCHARGED 🔋

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cats get pnc cuz imagine ur little furry fuck sayin “no way i just humped a blanket and finished”

dogs have no shame.

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Window 11 mspaint is fun

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feel like i’m at a sleepover with y’all the way we’re dramatizing the conversation

I LEFT MY HEADPHONES AT HOME 😢😢😢

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what does this mean??

danger

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wtf i feel like these aren’t related but i happen to be both

90% of robotlikers more often than not also like that one specific red-magenta color. We all just collectively share a hivemind.

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A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween

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@fungibrainz

Dealing with auditory processing disorder

LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"

NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"

CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"

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uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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the more grass in the cow, the less it asks how

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aaaaaaaaasa i have a high blog :3 having a good time hanging out with people that are better writers than me, discussing writing, and smoking weed.

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i ain’t been dominated by a masochist for a while so

i cut a ziplock bag at the corner to make an icing tube.

i filled it with cream cheese.

j put it in my vagina.

getting a UTI just to feel something in there.