wollerboy

[wollerboy]

i love hearing every thought that crosses your mind

somebody at work told me that they don’t text their significant other every single thought they have and that’s really insane to me

[wollerboy]

i’m so sleepy please save me

[wollerboy]

save me chinese food save me

[wollerboy]

sometimes i wonder what it’s like to be on a game show

[wollerboy]

get to spend 2 weeks with my wife and daughter after tonight’s game 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[wollerboy]

did u feel tht telepathic message i sent u

[wollerboy]

save me green tea

[wollerboy]

remind me to Not

[wollerboy]

very fortunate i have a really nerdy husband because i can send him the link to the legos website and he leaves me alone for 20 minutes because he’s busy browsing and i can finish folding laundry

[wollerboy]

sang on stage one time next stop world tour

[wollerboy]

hiccups are evil

[wollerboy]

you will need to pry dill pickle chips from my cold dead hands

[wollerboy]

do you think they’ll forgive me if i’m not in net today because i’m just a sleepy lil guy

[wollerboy]

i can’t believe the ultimatum was released and no one told me

[wollerboy]

my wife didn’t let me buy the $10 viral hot chocolate at the christmas market where’s the receipt to return her

[wollerboy]

tonight was the definition of “that wasn’t me that was patricia” bc wym no i didn’t shove someone out of my crease

[wollerboy]

been working on my dad jokes ever since my daughter was born the other day