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15 year old monk whispering "do i lust for men?" and then flipping to a random page in the bible to see what it says = medieval equivalent of modern "am i gay quiz"
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god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea
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last night I was at my friends place and left my whole bag there (stupid) BUT it meant I got up early to grab it this morning and we grabbed coffee and I drove them to work and it was actually rly nice .. maybe I’ll forget my bag again idk
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she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama
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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead
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911 is such a mutual in law show. i go look at a mutual in laws blog that im interested in and 3 posts down its 911. all my mutuals are always talking about their mutuals getting into 911. 6 degrees of seperation but its 911 watchers and tumblr users
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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) dir. Francis Lawrence
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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened
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washington state
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