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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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couldn’t have said it better myself.
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Some relatable mental health cats to remind you you're not alone. 💛 (And that maybe we could all use more sleep.)
Chibird store | Positive pin club | Instagram
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firefox is just such a standard browser for anyone remotely interested in computers that remembering basically every normal person uses google chrome feels like a kick in the head
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I haven’t done realism in at least 5 months ugh
Reblogs appreciated lmao
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Wow, now there's a bot going around on Ao3 telling people that the "moderators" will delete works from "deprecated" fandoms and impose bans.
Fearmongering bullshit, but it's fearmongering bullshit that seems to be taking advantage of the recent spotlight series in order to trick authors into deleting their fics.
Just. Why.
What the hell does anyone get out of making these bots.
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when sartre said "hell is other people" he failed to mention that heaven is also other people
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in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.
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People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured
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Cheetah cubs feasting on an impala Taken in Maasai Mara, Kenya Photographed by Madhur Nangia
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Anyone got that poem written from the perspective of an English teacher where they know deeply personal things about their now adult students because of the essays they wrote
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dick and jason being antagonistic siblings. no more soft shit let them punch each other at 7am bcs jason ate the last of dicks cereal. dick loses a tooth and they’re banished to opposite sides of the house until they agree to apologise to each other. they’re not allowed to sit next to each other on the couch/during meetings bcs they always end up trying to shove each other off their seats. one time jason came all the way to the manor, walked in, shot dick in the face with a water pistol, and then went back home to crime alley without saying a word. the first time red hood was asked to join the jla for a briefing on the watchtower nightwing ended up sumo-slamming him into the table and the entire jl were so freaked out by the uncharacteristic crash out that they thought nightwing was compromised by mind control, only for batman to tiredly inform them that it was because red hood had just messaged nightwing in the family groupchat that he ‘looked like a little bitch with that new haircut’.
theyre assholes with a baffling childhood bond let them act like it
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