god i dumped the mouthwash in the cap and then when i went to put it in my mouth my body was like “ur doing a shot” and i just let the mouthwash slide down my throat
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my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
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do kids these days know about grace kelly by mika
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tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of
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whoever created chinese food is my hero
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Don’t date men who dont do housework/chores until they’re asked.
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im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe
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people who don’t talk in the tags? lawful evil
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