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*while on a hike*

D: *trips* why has Mother Nature forsaken me.

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While playing four square:

E: I just wanna let you know, that no matter what happens this round it’s nothing personal

J: yeah sure

E: *immediately gets out* NOW ITS PERSONAL!!!

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J *holding out a runic cube to D*

D: nah man I hurt my wrist, my PHALANGES MAN!

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Staff: yeah have you heard the theory where all of the characters in Winnie the Pooh represent a mental illness?

D: yeah me and Eyore are like this 🤞

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E: when your asked to go get a stick

D: and you get the skinny one cuz you’re NAIVE

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I want to make something ABUNDANTLY CLEAR:

Women in the United States of America have lost their freedom. The supposed “land of the free” is going to let women and girls, CHILDREN, die because a clump of cells begins to multiply. Make no mistake, abortion WILL still be happening, it will just happen with unsanitary coat hangers and falling down the stairs. I cannot express the FUCKING RAGE I feel right now. If you aren’t angry about Roe v. Wade being overturned:

UNFOLLOW ME NOW.

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Staff: how many times do we prompt our peers?

E: whenever they’re being little shits.

Staff: no.

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Me: you seem so happy today!

E: LIFE IS JUST GREAT 😁

Me: good, I’m so glad!

E: that’s the biggest lie I’ve ever told in my life.

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T: hey Mrs. T you are the only thing holding my life together at this point want to come back and hold it some more?

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I: you know, sometimes I think you’re sexually attracted to gummy bears

J: no I’m sexually attracted to cars.

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J: what’s 69+420?

Me: *without thinking* a good day. …….SHIT WAIT NO.

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J: I hate milk

Me: fair, but why?

J: cuz I drank the chocolate milk and my stomach immediately said, “you are now a menace to society”

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A: I am the voice in the back of your head telling you to do bad things.

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Today the children woke up and chose chaos.

They literally used an entire roll of tape.

Me: MY TAPE IS ALL GONE

L: lol no it’s not; it’s right here *gestures to the web*

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D: *talking to another teacher* no I can’t work on that assignment today or else I won’t have anything to do tomorrow.

Me: oh no don’t worry you have plenty of missing assignments to work on! 😁

D: *whispering to me* shut the fuck up!

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E: we are allowed to swear at my house because we all FUCKING HATE EACH OTHER

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A: if I get an A then they set the bar too low.