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"what is the appeal of men moaning" what is the appeal of having sex with someone who doesnt make any noise at all the whole time
sex should be cold and lonely
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@crxmes
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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.
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Good morning troglodytes
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testosterone tuesday
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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as a lesbian my shameful crush is tom cruise. i think it's mostly a competency thing tbh. and i think he'd be a calming presence during a crisis
Tom Cruise? Calming? You think Tom Cruise would be calming? A calming presence? Tom Cruise? Competency? You think Tom Cruise is competent? Tom? Tom Cruise? Calming? During a crisis? Calming? Tom Cruise? A calming? Presence? Tom Cruise? You think during a crisis Tom Cruise would calm you down? Tom? Tom Cruise?
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all that bimbo girl dinner girl math “i’m too pretty to understand the economy” passenger princess shit is not subversive. it does not make men mad. it is not reclamation. the joke is on you. they are laughing at you, not with you, and the tradition of women who play to men’s most heinous views of women in order to get a bag is long and established. these women are apart of that legacy no matter what idiotic, hyperonline choice feminism spin they try to give it. it is never and never will be progressive to treat women as though we are naturally incompetent and incapable
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made california rolls (w rice on the inside bc i havent made sushi rice in forever and it turned out a tad too sticky u_u - also a side of pickled ginger and soy sauce bc ofc) + tamagoyaki with carrot and scallion filling + honeydew chunks i cut into cute shapes for sol's lunch that i brought to his work for him to eat when he went on break, and it got a glowing review despite half the sushis being perhaps a bit fat (that was the first roll lol, the second one was much more even as you can see) aside from the omelet having cooled more than id hoped so im gona make another one when he gets home so he can have it nice and hot outa the pan. ^__^
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Listen dipshit. I don’t care if you can’t afford groceries, I don’t care if your landlord priced you out of your own home, and I certainly don’t care that you can’t find a new job that pays enough to live - the economy is doing great. Literally all of the graphs say so.
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do you fw the vision
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Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph
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Under the American regime it's a crime to stand outside a store and not buy anything, if you don't cut your grass the neighbours will report you to the neighborhood surveillance police. Child workers try to raise money by cutting the grass for you
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they should invent a brain that let’s you sleep
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