You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?
*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae
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“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”
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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america
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Donate to help get my friends out of jail here! Posting from this blog may be sparse as the protest continues.
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Can I ask for compleated Arlin Kord please?
I’d let her maul me tbh
@falaniathewolf
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Azorius Chancery
Artist: John Avon
TCG Player Link
Scryfall Link
EDHREC Link
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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.
If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!
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Guess what day it is!
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Feeling worse by the second I'm just going to go back to bed. Happy noon everybody
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