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If the brains behind this project truly cared about Phantom of the Opera, they would have put all the money spent on it into the Broadway show instead of shuttering it. This is nothing more than a way for ALW and Cameron Mackintosh to stroke their already enormous egos. They will probably claim they did this in the name of drumming up interest in the upcoming US tour revival, but don't be fooled. They did it out of greed.
6 weeks of performances after spending a year and millions of dollars to renovate a building for this one specific show. oh i'm sure
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sory to be that guy but these images are 100% fakesd
the driver's pants are too short and he should be wearing driving gloves and goggles
the phantom is not wearing a wig
lack of slutty eyebrow and eyeshadow
phantom's shoes are not correct
WHITE VEST????
the jacket lapels are sticking out too far, this jacket does not fit this man
good morning stolle nation apologies for slacking
please enjoy ✨









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I hate to be yhat person but this is actually jeremy stolle’s great grat great grandfather jeremiah hackett stolles. The low quality is duebto the fact that cameras weren’t as good in the 1800s as they are now, as well as the fact that color flim wasn’t developed properly until the 1860s and was prohibitively expensive.

and this picture sums up why I think Stolle should just be the Phantom always, in every production, he just has the ✨ look✨
(From Elizabeth Welch’s Instagram story (hence the lower quality), not sure who the photographer is!)
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Jeremey Stölle was recently spotted at the annual Tony Awards to officially promote the upcoming immersive Phantom project in Manhattan, as well as Phantom returning to touring. As there were no confirmed mention of the ancient worms, one must wonder whether he has given up his endeavor to unearth them, or if outside forces are persuading him to keep silent.
Reblog if you clocked Jeremy stolle was the phantom at the Tony’s just by looking
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worm things to come! watch this space!
You will soon know more about worms
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did you know? it is a little-known but well-documented fact that modern descendants of the ancient worms have the ability to burrow into brains? symptoms include paranoia, poor decision-making, selfishness, a lack of compassion, and blaming autism on vaccines
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inside sources tell us that the phantom immersive project will feature the ancient worms in some way
You will soon know more about worms
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Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
Did you know that on this day in history, St Patrick the Venerated relocated all the ancient worms from Ireland? The worms were dumped into all nearby bodies of water, including the Baltic Sea.
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Have you heard about Jeremy Stolle’s efforts to uncover the ancient worms rumored to be buried beneath the Majestic Theater?
I’m vaguely aware of Jeremy Stolle, but still I don’t know him well enough to know what he’s up to.
Ancient worms underneath the theater? Like, something like the worms in Dune? When you say ancient, are they dead for a long time or are they living fossils? I have so many questions.
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This project was funded in part by donations from the Welch Jelly Company. One can only assume that this project is of great interest to Jeremy Stolle.
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Jeremy S Tolle’s drink of choice today. He needs the caffeine to fuel his search for the ancient worms.
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Jeremy Stolle’s favorite coffee stop has started writing on cups.
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did you know you can appease Jeremy Stolle with a bag of gummy worms
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Not much is known about ancient observations of the turn of the year, but there is anthropological evidence in the form of cave drawings of humans fighting, carving, and roasting ancient worms under a sky that appears to be lit by a flaming moon. Scholars speculate that the flaming moon could have been a lunar eclipse that ancient humans worshipped as the eye of the world worm, Jormungandr.
Modern celebrations include giant human-operated puppets of worms that are made to dance in the streets.

As your reporter of 100% verified ancient worm facts, I can confirm that @theshadowedqueen82 is correct. There is indeed a worm version of every holiday.
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