wormbraind

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sometimes i go outside and i eat berries i find in the dirt

Thank you for this submission. You are a pillar of the classic woman community, also known as the CWC. Bravo, my Classy. You show the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent that all CWC members must align themselves to. Blessings be.

- Debra, Regional Goddess of the Kentuckian Branch of Classically Abby Industries

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give an audience a canon gay ship and they will be entertained for one season. queerbait them and you entertain them for a lifetime.

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And what if I said jayrose peaked here

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worm doodles

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shoutout to the hardware store employee i saw who looks exactly like her. rip taylor you shouldve been at the home depot

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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

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yeah i want to be dick rn

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I wish I could give annotated directors commentary on my Aisha playlist because I have truly thought about each song so deeply that I have thought about it in my dreams. Which now that I think about it, having dreams where I'm giving a PowerPoint presentation about what pop punk is Aisha core and which isn't, is kind of beyond a parody of myself

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Gay sex as a metaphor for friendship

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Normalize this response

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Call me amazon prime the way I’m shipping everything. And it’s all immoral.

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u should not be worried about whether I think Tim or Damian is the better Robin when the only bat character I have a custom plush of is Cassandra Cain

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Helminthic Love.

I don't really relate to these feelings anymore, but parasites will always remain special to me because there is a version of me that did.

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Adblock now, queen.

Let that browser hang.

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watching reddit ppl argue about whether contessa or batman would win in a fight is so funny. i don’t care about prep time or bloodlust she’s fucking winning because batman is human and no amount of fancy gadgets can change that. if there is a way to take him down, if there is a single scenario in which she can defeat him, she will

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Taylor when she went out in that dress to do skitter business

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i tried to track my order and i had to log in to a separate site that sent a verification code to my email and then to a phone that doesn’t work and when i said i couldn’t put in the code it said i could remove the phone number but i would lose all my saved info. so i removed it because otherwise i couldn’t log in. and after all that it gave me a fucking qr code link to download their app where i could track the purchase