In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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Humanity has finally reached the stars and found out why no one had contacted us. The universe is in a sad state. As such, Doctors without Borders, Red Cross, and many othe charities go intergalactic.
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Really enjoyed drawing these two
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antwithabindle.com/careers
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Bobby Flay's nearly 2,000 word introduction to the cheesecake factory menu was scrapped after it was reviewed and found to contain only a beautiful short story about two girls kissing on a summer's day
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DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor
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printed my xenomorph lino block on red banana leaf paper ! u can get prints here :-)
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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Cuando Korea muestra su “six pack” a Salami <3
yo tambien pondria esa cara
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Actually, the still didn’t do this. Hunnicutt did.
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[watching security cam feed of some fucked up cyborg freak tearing random people to shreds in a shopping mall] haha dudes rock lol [he turns to face the camera and draws a thumb across his neck before smashing it] what the hell [rapidly approaching footsteps] probably nothing
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i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^
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before hotdogs existed people at baseball games would just eat sticks and rocks
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i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car
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Next up: the heron! Another from this series.
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