she/they. Just a little guy really. Here for a good time not a long time :3
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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
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pitbull breeders really spent hundreds of years perfecting a breed of dog that everyone hates but it just looks at you like a pathetic awkward guy
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I have the most common birthday in the world lmao
i was curious about how many people know people with their EXACT SAME birthday the other day (i certainly don’t) so i decided to make a poll have fun
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I live in new england and don't have them
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Probably Hermione from Harry Potter (forgive me I was like 8 and my parents loved the books), VS Kaladin from the stormlight archive. Kal wins
1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)
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“Dying just to be in your arms” from “I’ve Been In Love” by Jungle
QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER
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I’m like. I’m scared of needles, I hate them, but half the time I can’t look away
Please reblog for bigger sample size!
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What the fuck do you MEAN Kelsier is Thaidakar…I’ve read row, like over a year ago, did I just MISS that?! Honestly I might have just forgotten, that book was so lore heavy.
The plight of being a cosmere fan is finding out an incredibly important piece of information not from the books but from some random person on tumblr. I guess.
wait is it the row anniversary? wow. happy three years to UNETHICAL YURI and KALADIN i guess
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can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.
#if you want someone else’s gender you have to fight them to the death#this gender ain’t big enough for the both of us
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Reblog for a bigger sample size.
Say in the tags what you voted for and if you live in or outside of the US
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Man this suuuuuucks *wastes one hundred adversaries with one hundred perfect blows* this fucking suuuuuucks
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