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oh guess who remembered

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my love language is bothering

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tiny pancakes

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in my defence i'm stupid as hell your honor

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can tumblr stop pssting me

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who i am hates who i've been 💔

i need five minutes in your brain

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Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

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come fucking get me (@ my soulmate)

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hey why’s my finger pulsing

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i need them to take my spine out and stretch it and crack it and wash it and massage it

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eating too many skittles and they eventually start turning you a different shade every time you have one because of the shell..

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imagine if all foods turned you a color if you ate too many of them

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not to alarm but i almost deleted my whole account by accident

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OKAY.., [one direction voice] i figured it out ….

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@genderneural

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it’s me and my 298 chess match wins against the world

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or hello works too