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Hope my roommates like the new shower curtains I got

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Monster energy and a shawarma.. Ahh..

[User was lifted away to a secret island by a flock of Parakeets.]

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"They should fuck nasty" is one of the most insightful and universal observations about any media.

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hi i am insane and have nothing to offer. do you still like me

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making all ur faves fat btw. die mad about it

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old people will see a recliner and go i can't wait to fall asleep and look like i died in that later

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cats will see u eating a single bagel and look at u like your a european monarch cackling eating every last shred of food while they a poor beggar boy go off and die at war for the kingdom of a god they no longer believe in

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having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat

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You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

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your level of education means nothing if you never learned any compassion

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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

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the word "brazilians" is fucking destroying me it just automatically reads with a vine boom somehow help,

When Wilbur gets back its gonna be another Missa situation.

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ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

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The way dinner doesn’t exist until you make it. Hell world.

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