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RESULTS:

BEING OBJECTUM WOULD SAVE INFECTED!

INFECTED from REGRETEVATOR

REASONING:

"Canonically he's a gamer that spends most of his time playing; if he doesn't board the elevator he stays on his computer. Also they miiiight be slowly dying to a mysterious disease with no cure, but in the meantime she can love her computer, right?"

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RESULTS:

BEING OBJECTUM WOULD SAVE ROMANDA!

ROMANDA from INFINITY NIKKI

REASONING:

"when u first meet him hes sadly talking to a plush doll in a store window about how badly he wants to buy it and love it for real and the only way to finish his quest is by buying him the plushie !!! after u give it to him he sits with it 24/7 and NEVER leaves its side"

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RESULTS:

BEING OBJECTUM WOULD SAVE PEST!

PEST from REGRETEVATOR

REASONING:

"i feel like that bug would kiss a computer if he had the will. i think it would make him less of a hater"

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RESULTS:

BEING OBJECTUM WOULD SAVE YOU!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!

YOU from REAL LIFE

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SHRIKE SANCHEZ from MONKEY WRENCH

REASONING:

"In Episode 2, Shrike calls his spaceship, The Bucket, “my wife” and “baby”. Overall, he is always eager to use The Bucket’s features and spruce it up, which gets him into trouble sometimes."

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RESULTS:

BEING OBJECTUM WOULD SAVE CHELL!

CHELL from PORTAL

REASONING:

"She could kiss GLaDOS (Or Wheatley too ig) and peace and love on planet earth will happen. Love wins"

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RESULTS:

BEING OBJECTUM WOULD SAVE DAVID BOWMAN!

DAVID BOWMAN from 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY

REASONING:

"If he just kissed the damn computer it probably wouldn't have killed everybody"

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RESULTS:

BEING OBJECTUM WOULD MAKE POSTAL DUDE WORSE (AFFECTIONATE)!

POSTAL DUDE from POSTAL

REASONING:

"In like every game in the series he has a line saying: "Only my weapon understands me." Like come on. It's so obvious."

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GABRIEL from ULTRAKILL

REASONING:

"because his enemy is a robot and i personally think they should make out sloppy style frfr"

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RESULTS:

BEING OBJECTUM WOULD SAVE DR. HOFNARR!

DR. HOFNARR from MADNESS: PROJECT NEXUS 2

REASONING:

"To not go insane and turn into a masochistic zombie clown, give that gal an object wife"

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RESULTS:

BEING OBJECTUM WOULD SAVE ALADOR BLIGHT!

ALADOR BLIGHT from THE OWL HOUSE

REASONING:

"An Abomaton or a metal cog would treat him better than Odalia"

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INFECTED from REGRETEVATOR

REASONING:

"Canonically he's a gamer that spends most of his time playing; if he doesn't board the elevator he stays on his computer. Also they miiiight be slowly dying to a mysterious disease with no cure, but in the meantime she can love her computer, right?"

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RESULTS:

BEING OBJECTUM WOULD SAVE DR. FOX!

DR. FOX from UNIKITTY

REASONING:

"She's a scientist who has a situationship with one of her machines in an episode. Also she doesn't seem to be interested in others at all."

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RESULTS:

BEING OBJECTUM WOULD SAVE THE TINKERER ORIGIN!

THE TINKERER ORIGIN from MADNESS: PROJECT NEXUS ARENA MODE

REASONING:

"their exerpt literally states that if there was no law against it, they'd marry their gun, so…"

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ROMANDA from INFINITY NIKKI

REASONING:

"when u first meet him hes sadly talking to a plush doll in a store window about how badly he wants to buy it and love it for real and the only way to finish his quest is by buying him the plushie !!! after u give it to him he sits with it 24/7 and NEVER leaves its side"

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PEST from REGRETEVATOR

REASONING:

"i feel like that bug would kiss a computer if he had the will. i think it would make him less of a hater"

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RESULTS:

BEING OBJECTUM WOULD SAVE ENTRAPTA!

ENTRAPTA from SHE-RA

REASONING:

"She's already semi-canonly attracted by spaceships, robots...Come on she deserves the flag and a proper techum wedding"