#wouldobjectumsavethem

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CHELL from PORTAL

REASONING:

"She could kiss GLaDOS (Or Wheatley too ig) and peace and love on planet earth will happen. Love wins"

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POSTAL DUDE from POSTAL

REASONING:

"In like every game in the series he has a line saying: "Only my weapon understands me." Like come on. It's so obvious."

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DAVID BOWMAN from 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY

REASONING:

"If he just kissed the damn computer it probably wouldn't have killed everybody"

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GABRIEL from ULTRAKILL

REASONING:

"because his enemy is a robot and i personally think they should make out sloppy style frfr"

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COURIER 6 from FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS

REASONING:

"Yes Man Ending. All I have to say."

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DR. HOFNARR from MADNESS: PROJECT NEXUS 2

REASONING:

"To not go insane and turn into a masochistic zombie clown, give that gal an object wife"

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2BDAMNED from MADNESS COMBAT

REASONING:

"Just trust me on this one"

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SHRIKE SANCHEZ from MONKEY WRENCH

REASONING:

"In Episode 2, Shrike calls his spaceship, The Bucket, “my wife” and “baby”. Overall, he is always eager to use The Bucket’s features and spruce it up, which gets him into trouble sometimes."

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INFECTED from REGRETEVATOR

REASONING:

"Canonically he's a gamer that spends most of his time playing; if he doesn't board the elevator he stays on his computer. Also they miiiight be slowly dying to a mysterious disease with no cure, but in the meantime she can love her computer, right?"

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ALADOR BLIGHT from THE OWL HOUSE

REASONING:

"An Abomaton or a metal cog would treat him better than Odalia"

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DR. FOX from UNIKITTY

REASONING:

"She's a scientist who has a situationship with one of her machines in an episode. Also she doesn't seem to be interested in others at all."

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ENTRAPTA from SHE-RA

REASONING:

"She's already semi-canonly attracted by spaceships, robots...Come on she deserves the flag and a proper techum wedding"

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WOLVERINE from X-MEN: EVOLUTION

REASONING:

"in my honest opinion he's canonical objectum he is in LOVE with his motorcycle. If he committed to being objectum that would solve like half his problems. and that's saying a lot."

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CHANCE from FORSAKEN (ROBLOX)

REASONING:

"He wants Azure’s (one of killers) limited hat and himself has a lot of limiteds. He wants them all dawg"

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BON SOLDIS from SOLDIS MAFIA

(drawing by 1337pet on twitter)

REASONING:

"cause ciphers like object adjacent (they're a robot) and is also objectum so bon would have to also be objectum. This is my soldis theory. bon is objectum. I'll be here all week"