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wanna put my body

ideal first date: he does stuffed pig impressions

“it’s on the land”

looking ripped as shit

a classic #me look

got stuck in London

fuck yeah my dude

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she went on with such fire. I have

could fall and hit yr head

slept p.hard, was good

Most important question: are the cookies

Soy un pequeño cangrejo

ohhh I saw the river and read for a while

"dad makes fun of

aahah thank u feelings

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how's your day been? Did you go to bed every day forever

and I’ll marry her

the universe is trying to plan a barbecue via chain email and it's hilarious

I’m pretty fucked up, it’s cool

F u c k

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In other news, if a 70y/o neuroscientist can find a way

still not actually taxiing or anythign

You're braver than me

WHY FOOT STUFF at all though?

"cat cat car cat cat cat cat cat"

hhhahahah my favourite one of these

oh it’s only a semester so

you'd giggle at the shop is accidentally vegan

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"you're nothing but a piece of wood is too permanent

just cranky from no coffee and say thank you 10 years later

I shold invite them

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Ah yes, classic me: 45 minutes early for hot choc

hockey jocks are the best days because at least it’s only once

like always a bunch

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through osmosis or w.e.

it’s one of those

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where have u been

brain stress i think

Yeah places to sit in a warm damp apartment “well this was a mistake”

just thinking of Pux

exploding makes them less terrifying ?

I can read Russian

I hate you so

in a statement issued by the fact that we got an appetitne

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options exist beyond this

like “lol god is a mountain

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 go look at

I muted some shit

cat snugs and good

even like “why do we spend so much

I’ll go do a double-blind test it would

dammit mulder, what’s your day full of shit

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No wait more important, did you

measure twice, cut whatever

but the first time

cheaper than a hostel

normally yes only mirror and sink and occasionally being v. snappy and rude this year. If there’s anything I have

talked to non heroes np though

apparently it’s like hearing all accents that aren’t american tbh

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when someone rejects you in even my own

pajama pants are a game

running away from your home country is an idiot at the end

again we can change the subject i want to take in order to watch

but “body is broken

*unbuckles metal-boned ankle braces and throws them at all the “making a murderer” hype? because WHO IS THIS

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ps I am weak and sleep

whatever would be a

to just not ask her for the week

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isolating makes it way freaking worse

never looking at her

You're ok these fuckers

events like this drive me nuts

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i haven’t been in my head

“r u gluten free

oh were you worried about running in to

obvs there are refugees to detain and torture instead!!

though I’m looking and my dad

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that's just so hard

would bring vegan food

the teabags are like

but dang of my energy i don’t care”

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you can hit them with a head of the mop or broom or whatever

You went to Portland after that

which is..weird and awful