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Maybe if I do a really good one, he'll throw in a diet coke. I know right. Also the privacy, I definitely don't want a roommate what if it's some guy who's obsessed with me and doesn't stop staring at my boobs. That happened in high school a lot.

Probably give one of the guards a blowjob and he’ll let you have one. I feel like we don’t get a lot of freedom around here.

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I'm actually not judging why some of you people are here, most of you must've been arrested for your hair cuts, Jesus Christ. I'm Savannah or Sav.

Hey there, I’m Luke. Don’t mind the handcuffs, I’m sure you’ve all been in them before. I think they are very fashionable.

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That sounds orgasm worthy. Literally, any food sounds orgasm worthy right now. What does a girl gotta do to get a hamburger around here?

They’re these great biscuits with like cheese on in them and they top them with this buttery garlic mix. They’re like a little piece of heaven.

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Red Lobster biscuits?

I really just want to find a way to sneak out so I can get some Red Lobster biscuits.

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Great, I'm going to pray for that to happen and it probably never will. Are you trying to make me cry?

Maybe one of the therapists will play her when we don’t have to be caged like animals.

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Didn't anyone ever tell you it's rude to start thinking about rusty handjobs you gave in the middle of a conversation.

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Oh my god, my tits and ass aren't going to work the same with out her. She motivates the sexy in everyone. Trust me, you could be a lot gayer, like seriously you look like a straight douche bag. Which is what every guy in here looks like it's pathetic.

Yet another reason to want to get out of this place.I miss my home girl Beyonce.Wow,that made me sound gayer than I am.

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Thanks but no thanks. I prefer to listen to real artists because I can reassure myself that I won't burst my ear drums.

By listening to me sing. 

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This is a joke. How the fuck am I going to listen to Beyonce now?

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