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It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or even dead. I just simply don't care.

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Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

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Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?

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genuinely the best advice for learning a new language is to talk to kids. and it's not because they speak more simply or anything (they don't) it's because they tell you to your face when you fuck up. adults will just sit and smile and nod as you're fumbling through their language trying to be polite but a kid will be like "that's NOT right! are you stupid??" and then you get the best language instruction anyone has ever offered you

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this is how it feels talking about him sometimes

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I painted my keys and pocket contents for a local queer art show. I really love my new carabiner!

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The only other comment on my appearance yesterday was my sister in law, wasted, stopping mid story to say "wren i don't mean to demean you but your rack looks amayyyyyyyyzingggggggg" and I'm like 😀👍

i keep joking with some friends that my masc era is approaching, and last night my brother asked if I was "trying to be butch these days". thanks broski. I think it's mostly the short hair, and I did wear three muscle tanks, but at least the Catholic bro is picking up on M A S C E R A W R E N.

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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i keep joking with some friends that my masc era is approaching, and last night my brother asked if I was "trying to be butch these days". thanks broski. I think it's mostly the short hair, and I did wear three muscle tanks, but at least the Catholic bro is picking up on M A S C E R A W R E N.

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Requested by mcpro229

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eleventh plague. emails.