wrenschuester

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𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 // para

𝐖𝐇𝐎: Wren Schuester & @tracehummelandersons​

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍: Tuesday, August 11th. Evening.

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄: The doodges apartment.

Out of everyone in the Brown Baggers, Wren was significantly the worse out of them all in terms of moving their lives forward. Eli was in college, Kaden was in college, Trace was in college — fuck, even Grayson was applying to colleges after successfully getting his GED. That just left Wren, the usual black sheep, as a dropout and stuck at a minimum wage job. She didn’t mind it, it’s what she wanted, but it did make her feel like the less successful of the five friends. On Monday, she read her daily dose of the Muckraker. She tried not to read it because it was typically bullshit, but then if she didn’t she’d just be more out of the loop when it came to gossip and when she read about Trace dropping out, she didn’t believe it. But then again, it did make sense. Trace had never been in Lima for that long. She had seen him maybe twice since he graduated high school, so it didn’t seem too far fetched, so after her shift at Rinky Dinks on Tuesday she drove right over to the apartment where Kaden, Grayson, and Trace all lived. As she walked inside, it was kind of weird to be walking into the apartment as a friend and not sneaking inside to see Kaden. She also prayed that Kaden wasn’t at the apartment. Spotting Trace in the kitchen area of the apartment, she peeked her head around. “Oh, Tracy baby,” she sang out, sauntering over to his way. “Family disappoints. Party of two right here,” Wren’s go-to was to joke first, react later. “For real, that shit in the Muckraker true?” She asked, hopping on the counter.

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𝙈𝙄𝙇𝘼𝙉.

Milan shrugged “ hey you never know, Lima may be a small down but so was the town that dreaded sun down and yet there was a giant mass killing there “ the blonde shrugged , Maybe that wasn’t the best way to start a conversation with someone , but horror movies, and real life serial killers circulated about eighty-five percent of her real life conversation. “ how dare you , Tequila is my best friend on the weekends, we go together like.. whats the saying ? white on rice or some shit like that” the young Lopez-Pierce girl said watching her dig into her pocket and a joint she smirked to her “ Well if you plan on sharing that by chance, you might become my best friend instead “ she laughed 

“I don’t know, I feel like cult is more likely than mass murders or serial murders,” Wren responded with a slightly quirked brow as she stepped down into the clearing and popped down next to Milan. “I mean, fuck. I would join a cult if any of these clowns created one, it’d be one hell of an experience to tell the grandkids one day,” she said, a light laugh exiting her mouth. “Look, dudette, I commend you for liking tequila. My tastebuds just think it’s shit. Could also be that I’ve only had bottom shelf tequila,” or that Wren didn’t enjoy drinking anyway. There was a spectrum in Lima. Either you consumed copious amounts of alcohol on Friday nights or copious amounts of drugs and Wren was on the drug end of that spectrum. Once she pulled the joint out, she could see the clear excitement on the blonde girl. “Sure,” she shrugged. “It’s not like I don’t have a friend who happens to be a drug dealer for nothing,” she chuckled, lighting the end of it and puffing on it slightly to make sure it would hit. “Here,” she passed it over. “Guests first.”

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𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙎.

“We were and honestly I loved it, but I wanted to go to UCLA before Ohio state. I stayed because of my dads but being there on my own kind of opened up my eyes. UCLA law is also really good and honestly I wanna make sure I go to a really good law school before getting my masters from Harvard. Complete the expensive classes and then continue moving forward somewhere else.”

“Gotcha,” Wren said as she nodded along to what Alexis was saying. School wasn’t really her thing. More importantly, college wasn’t her thing and it’s why she dipped out during her first semester which caused an Armageddon at her house when she did essentially waste her parents money. “So like, when do you plan on transferring? Or like better question, have you applied there yet?”

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𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙎.

I really can’t wait to get out of this town. I miss the beach and just going on a boat every weekend with a bunch of friends. As much as the snow is fun I miss the tan and trying to explain to my dads that I wanna go to UCLA for well their law program but also the sun. 

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“Weren’t you on the LA trip like... last week, dude?” Wren asked, furrowing her brows slightly. “And UCLA?” The tone of confusion once again on her voice. “What happened to your whole ‘graduate from Ohio State and go to Harvard’ plan? Like, are you really debating on dipping out of Ohio to move to Cali for a hot sec?” The redhead questioned. “Don’t get me wrong, I like totally fucking commend you on wanting to live the whole surfer vibe and go all Beach Boys on me, but when’d you come up with that plan?”

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𝙈𝙄𝙇𝘼𝙉.

There sat the seventeen year old looking out over the one spot in Lima she had found that had any sort of decent view ,it was her calming place when she was getting too much in her head, hearing some leafs crinkle she sat up some more “ if you’re here to murder me .. i have pepper spray and claws for finger nails that i’m not scared to use  and I have some killer lungs that people will be able to hear miles and miles away“ the blonde said “ And if you’re here to join my pity party you can only come if you have tequila or vodka” she added with a sigh. 

The view was one of Lima’s primal hotspots for whenever teenagers wanted to fuck, drink, do drugs, or simply all three. It genuinely baffled Wren that more kids didn’t get caught since she was sure people her parents age had used the view in the past. And it was one of Wren’s favorite places to go to just unwind and enjoy nature. The downside? She couldn’t tote her Rumours record and turntable around with her which really made for a pretty bad experience since she didn’t own actual headphones or a speaker. Stepping through the clearing, she noticed that she wasn’t alone which wasn’t shocking. There was normally people around, but this person had just happened to speak to her. “Do most people come out here to try and kill you?” She asked, stepping closer. “Besides I don’t think there’s many murderers in Lima unless you totally believe that LJ Holliday is a serial killer,” she pointed out the small rumor that had circulated a while back. “And I don’t have tequila or vodka mainly because tequila’s fuckin’ gross dude,” she dug through her fringe coated bag, pulling out a joint and her signature white lighter. “But I do have this bad boy on me.”

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Love Life (2020–)

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you should have told whoever asked about the wig that it was made out of their moms chest hair. wren - 0, kap - 1

I feel like this would make a lot more sense if I understood this, man.

Update: I’ve Googled it which was scary enough for me to do so now the score is Wren - 0, Kap - 2

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SMS / 𝗪𝗥𝗘𝗡 & 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗡 !

FINN: good! im glad you had fun.

FINN: i think the most important thing to consider is what your end goal looks like and what you want to come of this.

FINN: once you know all that the rest will come easily.

FINN: exactly! and it'll probably be more fun than sheets n things.

WREN: my end goal is to continue being friends with him but i kinda have to get over my own personal feelings before i can even do that

WREN: exactly! i basically get to skate around the entire time and occasionally clean the skates people rent. it's a good life

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SMS / 𝗪𝗥𝗘𝗡 & 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗡 !

FINN: it's okay if you are upset though! that sounds really annoying.

FINN: you did the mature thing and the thing that'll ultimately be best for you. kaden's just a stupid guy who won't be mature and look inside himself to understand how he's feeling.

FINN: that's so messed up wrenny i'm sorry.

FINN: other than that did you have fun in la?

FINN: it's better than not having a job at least! you'll get through it.

WREN: it is annoying!!

WREN: i did have fun in la! i just kinda vibed and did my own thing so really not a bad trip, it was a nice getaway even if kaden was there

WREN: i dunno tho should i let him explain his side of things or should i just keep avoiding him until i'm ready??

WREN: you're right and at least i'll be making money so thats fun

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SMS / 𝗪𝗥𝗘𝗡 & 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗡 !

FINN: wait what? are you alright?

FINN: how did that go?

FINN: i take it not well since you're voluntarily listening to bruce.

FINN: okay, good, glad you're taking a break.

FINN: tell me everything?

WREN: really? ig im fine

WREN: but we met up at rinky dinks, i told him i liked him and that we needed to like quit banging, and then he was basically just like "why do we need to talk about this?" so i've been avoiding him ever since

WREN: and then yesterday he was texting me about how he wanted to talk but like??? he could have done that!

WREN: oh and i start @ rinky dinks tomorrow. go me.

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TEXT MESSAGE 📲 KAP & WREN

KAP: don't laugh when i ask you this, ok

KAP: but if i was to hypothetically ask you to get edibles for me, how long would it take for it to leave my system if im drug tested?

KAP: i feel like i need to chill cause i'm overthinking everything?

WREN: idk man prolly like a few days, 2 weeks max

WREN: should i /hypothetically/ message eli?

WREN: but why are you overthinking everything? context bruv

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The only right answer 😌

fmk: the brown baggers

marry: wren

fuck: wren

kill: kaden, grayson and trace <3 

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SMS / 𝗪𝗥𝗘𝗡 & 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗡 !

WREN: sos i need u to put me out like old yeller

WREN: kaden and i "talked" and now i'm absolutely miserable and i'm listening to 🤢 to 🤢 springsteen 🤢

WREN: how do you live like this?

WREN: and i need to take a break from color coordinating my mugs because i've realized there's only so many ways i can switch them up

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𝙆𝙔𝙇𝙀𝙍.

open starter | @limastarters​

“okay but i’ve seen so many videos of tour guides on tiktok at universal studios or something and i am really hoping to run into one of them. it also could have been in the one in florida, but hey i am ready for this universal studios tour, i was reading about it online and it seems really cool. you excited about it?”

“Am I supposed to know what TikTok is?” Wren asked with furrowed eyebrows. It sounded familiar but the redhead didn’t have social media besides a private Instagram account with very few followers because of government lurking. “But honestly, no. I like the idea of it but I don’t contribute to tourist traps, especially billion dollar ones.”

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when are you going and kaden finally getting together

What a weird crackship you’ve got there but the answer would be never because shocker! Guys and girls can be friends without fucking each other.

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do you actually like all of the brown baggers?

Why would I be friends with a bunch of people I didn’t like? Yeah, those dudes can be class A assholes but each of those dummies will always have a special place in my heart. See! Gingers do have souls <3