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this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason

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happy late valentine's day
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The Other Side of Paradise - Glass Animals
"I wish you could see the wicked truth." The Spy said, exhaling smoke. His life was never as simple as it appeared. "I'm not at liberty to make it any clearer, but if you only knew the half of it, you'd understand why I am the way I am."
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Spy entered her house, silent as usual. There was something off about the air. It was dead and unmoving, silent and cold. Color was drained from the surroundings and all of the picture frames were blurred and empty. Something was wrong.
He tried to call out for his wife, but the thick air drowned any attempts at noise. He pulled out his gun as he forced his way through the house normally teeming with life. His movements were slow and heavy, like he was submerged in oil. It took him ages to make it through the house and to the kitchen. And that's where he found her.
She stood in the kitchen, static and devoid of color. Her face was obscured, and she was warped to her core. Everything about her was wrong. She was fake. Hollow. Something had to have happened to her. The real her. This had to be a fake from the Academy.
He brought his gun up and fired. He didn't hear the shot, but he saw the flash and watched her body fall to the floor. The smoke clung to the air and made it difficult to see. Eventually, the smoke dissipated just enough for him to make out her corpse.
He had been wrong. She was normal. Desaturated and drained of blood, but it was her.
He rushed over, suddenly able to move freely. He held her, looked her over, tried to find any way to get around the truth. She was dead. He had killed her. He held her close, unable to even bring tears to his face.
He suddenly felt eyes upon him. He looked to the doorway to see his son. He couldn't see his face but he didn't need to. He tried to defend himself, but once again he found himself unable to speak. Her blood was on his hands and on his suit.
Suddenly, he was running. He had to keep running. He knew he couldn't run forever, but he had to try. He didn't know what would happen when Jeremy caught up to him, but he couldn't let that happen. So he ran. But no matter where he ran to, the Scout was never more than a step behind. It wouldn't be long now before he was caught.
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Send 💤 to see into one of my muse's nightmares
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spotify wrapped has arrived. send me a number from 1-100 for a starter based on that song, or a lyric from it, or send a 🎁 for me to shuffle.
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octopus 2022 wrapped
this year you disguised yourself as:
coral 10023 times
ocean floor 8064 times
coconut shell 244 times
various fish 196 times
scuba divers long lost wife 12 times
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Spy tried to pull away at being grabbed, the grip on his face making him uncomfortable. Quickly, he relented, letting her get a good look at him. When she was done, however, he was quick to pull away, closing his mouth with a frown.
"No. However, there shouldn't be anything remarkable about my teeth at all. Either you're very thorough or something has changed."
He reached up and stuck a thumb to his sharp canines. They caught on the leather of his glove and he pulled away with a frown.
"They feel different."
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🦇- A vampire or similar creature
A pair of red eyes shone from the shadows, glancing quickly around before settling on the oblivious cook. Spy stepped out of the shadows and silently approached, somehow even quieter than usual. He didn't know why he was so hungry, but he did know he found the right person.
The amount of face that was revealed from his mask was a bit paler than normal, and it made him look sickly. His normally grey eyes were a shade of red like blood. And his teeth. They felt strange in his mouth. He assumed he had some sore of illness. Something to eat would help him, surely.
"Bonsoir."
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He took the chair and lounged in it, pulling out his cigarette case for a smoke.
"I can't tell. It's very similar to tartare, but different, though I can't place in what way."
He licked his lips and ran a tongue over his teeth. They were different, and he wasn't pleased with that fact. He did not spend thousands of dollars on dental work for something to be wrong with his teeth. He lit his cigarette and took a drag before speaking again.
"I... Be honest with me. Is there something... wrong with my teeth?" He beared his teeth. They were perfect aside from two elongated, sharp canines.
📖 or 🔎. Dealer's choice :3
🦇- A vampire or similar creature
A pair of red eyes shone from the shadows, glancing quickly around before settling on the oblivious cook. Spy stepped out of the shadows and silently approached, somehow even quieter than usual. He didn't know why he was so hungry, but he did know he found the right person.
The amount of face that was revealed from his mask was a bit paler than normal, and it made him look sickly. His normally grey eyes were a shade of red like blood. And his teeth. They felt strange in his mouth. He assumed he had some sore of illness. Something to eat would help him, surely.
"Bonsoir."
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He frowned and glanced at the sliver of exposed skin on his wrist. He did appear to be paler than usual. This seemed to be news to him.
"I don't have any injuries to speak of, but I do feel unusual, to say the least. I can't exactly describe the feeling." All of his senses were too much; everything was too bright and too loud, almost as if he had a migraine but without the nausea or headache.
"The most pressing symptom, however, is a horribly intense hunger paired with cravings I can't place. It feels like I haven't eaten in days. Is it too late tonight to ask for your assistance in this matter?"
📖 or 🔎. Dealer's choice :3
🦇- A vampire or similar creature
A pair of red eyes shone from the shadows, glancing quickly around before settling on the oblivious cook. Spy stepped out of the shadows and silently approached, somehow even quieter than usual. He didn't know why he was so hungry, but he did know he found the right person.
The amount of face that was revealed from his mask was a bit paler than normal, and it made him look sickly. His normally grey eyes were a shade of red like blood. And his teeth. They felt strange in his mouth. He assumed he had some sore of illness. Something to eat would help him, surely.
"Bonsoir."
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𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓 / 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓 ♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
change any gendered language to your needs. ♡
“ you don’t have to hide your tears from me . ” “ you’re doing great , okay ?? i mean it . ” “ you are so strong . ” “ please don’t ever give up . ” “ i will always believe in you . ” “ why do you always think you have to do everything on your own ?? ” “ it’s okay , i’m here . i’ll always be here . ” “ you’ve always been strong for me . let me return the favor . ” “ just listen to my heartbeat , okay ?? ” “ come on , take a deep breath . it’s gonna be alright . ” “ please , just hold me . ” “ you always meant the world to me . i’m sorry i let you forget that . ” “ i never stopped loving you . ” “ you’ll feel better if you talk about it . i’m here to listen . ” “ you’re so much more than the mistakes you’ve made . ” “ i forgive you . ” “ you are so fucking powerful . ” “ i’m not leaving you here . ” “ i trust you more than anyone else in this universe . ” “ it’s okay to be confused . nobody has all the answers . ” “ i’m so , so sorry . you didn’t deserve that . ” “ healing is not linear , but it’s always moving forward . ” “ you can admit that you’re hurting . it’s okay to not be okay . ” “ hold my hand ?? ” “ you are my home . ” “ no matter what anyone else says , you are so important to me . ” “ don’t worry . i’ll protect you . ” “ shh , it was just a nightmare . you’re safe . ” “ don’t talk about yourself like that . ” “ just say the word . you know i’d do anything for you . ” “ you are loved . ” “ i just need a hug . ” “ i’ll destroy anything that so much as thinks of harming you . ” “ don’t ever let anyone make you feel ashamed of who you are . ” “ you’re not alone . you’re stuck with me forever . sorry . ” “ well , hello sleeping beauty . you fell asleep on me . ” “ if you don’t take your butt back to bed , i will carry you there myself . ” “ i’m sorry to wake you up , but i really need someone to talk to . ” “ i hate seeing you like this … please , let me help . ” “ you are & always will be precious to me . ” “ i can’t believe that asshole said that to you . it’s not true , you know . ” “ you want me to punch him in the face ?? ” “ you deserve every good thing in the world . ” “ you know i always have your back . ” “ you don’t have to worry about anything , as long as i’m around . ” “ stop apologizing , okay ?? i’ve already told you i’ve forgiven you a hundred times now . ” “ don’t beat yourself up over this . be kind to yourself , it’s not your fault . ”
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📖 or 🔎. Dealer's choice :3
🦇- A vampire or similar creature
A pair of red eyes shone from the shadows, glancing quickly around before settling on the oblivious cook. Spy stepped out of the shadows and silently approached, somehow even quieter than usual. He didn't know why he was so hungry, but he did know he found the right person.
The amount of face that was revealed from his mask was a bit paler than normal, and it made him look sickly. His normally grey eyes were a shade of red like blood. And his teeth. They felt strange in his mouth. He assumed he had some sore of illness. Something to eat would help him, surely.
"Bonsoir."
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🐱- A cat or other feline animal
Spy frowned. "I feel... strange." He looked down into his coffee. Not poisoned strange, but he couldn't fathom what else it could be. He felt tingly.
Setting his coffee down, he adjusted his gloves. Were they... loose? That couldn't be right. They were custom tailored. He rolled his shoulders and quickly found a similar issue with his suit. He knew for a fact that couldn't be right. Now that he was observing it, his clothes appeared to be getting looser.
"What the hell?" He quickly came to realize his clothes weren't growing, he was shrinking, and at an increasingly fast rate.
"What in the world is going on?" Quickly, his clothes swallowed him, and his designer suit fell empty on the chair he had been sitting in.
Then from the neck hole of the suit came one grey paw, then a second, then a grey cat forced its head through. It looked around, then down at the suit, then it's paws. It was confused.
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super lazy rper edition
send 📖 for me to go through my prompts tag or 🔎 for me to go through yours and write a starter based on a meme we reblogged in the past!
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Try your best to scare my muse on or off anon!
Pull out their biggest fears and deepest darkest dreads to really scare them this Halloween!
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