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Happy Manwhore Monday, everyone!
On this fine day I give to you my official Ace Attorney characters Manwhore tier list. As usual, I take no criticism.
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#ace attorney#simon blackquill#athena cykes#he's like the older sibling who pretends to hate you but would secretly die for you#ive taken an ungodly amount of screenshots of this game please enjoy some random ones
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does this count as negging
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#wrightworth#narumitsu#shitpost#this entire case so far is edgeworth catching strays
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I'm almost done with my current SOJ playthrough and I have to say that a) someone on the dev team really, really loves flashbacks and b) Rayfa has a better character arc than Nahyuta
#the flashbacks are genuinely annoying#and i love rayfa and nick's ability to either adopt or get adopted by every child he comes across
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has anyone else considered the absolutely rancid vibes of a potential simon blackquill x ema skye x nahyuta sahdmadhi pairing or am i insane
#i don't like simon x nahyuta on their own but i like simon x ema as a crackship and nahyuta x ema and this idea just popped into my mind#may or may not be based on my headcanons for their eating habits.................#nahyuta as potentially the most normal person in a ship is appealing to me
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ooooh..... hypocrisy......
#simon blackquill#ace attorney#brother who are you to talk#he's such a hater i think he and phoenix would actually get on really well in their downtime#he would 1000% have steel samurai beef with maya tho#shitpost#last one for the night do i have more in the drafts maybe#but my drafts are always full of garbage#also shouldn't he say fringe capcom???? answer for your crime of making him british you cowards
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sorry about the blaquill spam, i'm so normal (tm) about that bag of pixels i swear
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reject modernity (delivery apps), embrace tradition (train a hawk to do your shopping)
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he came here to have a good time testify and is feeling so attacked right now
#ace attorney#simon blackquill#athena cykes#nahyuta sahdmadhi#he looks so freaking petulant in the last two screenshots lmfao#never beating the brat allegations set forth by yours truly#shitpost
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Blackquill in DD: I am a man of honour. I will die for my convictions. I must protect my Master's most precious treasure at all cost.
Blackquill in SOJ: If my favourite noodle joint closes down, I'm going to kill everyone in this courtroom and then myself AND you all owe me lunch money.
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Oooh, look at Mr. r/iamveryculinary over here
#congrats to capcom for making me love an absolutely insufferable character#um akshually prosecutor sahdmadhi what do you know about rakugo 🤓#simon blackquill#ace attorney#(D)WEEB#shitpost
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I appreciate that they brought Blackquill back for a single case in SOJ with the sole purpose of letting him be a nuisance
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That's it, we're impregnating Phoenix Wright.
#nahyuta i take back anything negative i've ever said about you you see the vision#nahyuta sahdmadhi#phoenix wright#ace attorney#shitpost
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I've finally gotten around to replaying Spirit of Justice and Nahyuta is just such a nothingburger of a character, huh.
Like, I don't detest him like a lot of people do, but he's just... there. Not much would change without him.
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Why WOULD I pay for tumblr premium when I get quality ads like this???

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@emypony just saw your reply, here you go lmao
Phoenix Wright, your hater ways will always be famous
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we have upset the bird nerd, y'all
#simon “bird nerd” blacquill my beloved#simon blackquill#ace attorney#this entire case is “while you were out partying i was studying the blade and bird watching”#shitpost
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