I am a fairly boring definitely human being. I have skin. And bones.
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Me and my chem partner are sending each other cat meditating memes cause cause chem is stress and tbh we don’t need that’s in our sludge shd
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Me and my chem partner are sending each other cat meditating memes cause cause chem is stress and tbh we don’t need that’s in our sludge shd
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Screaming crying sobbing I hate art I hate it hate it hate it
Except when it’s others
In which case I eat it on a silver platter
#artists on tumblr#art#traditional doodle#traditional art#i hate art#when I do it#not when others do it though#double standards#like why can I love art#but hate it too#my brain is homophobic#and homosexual obviously#like why else would it make me hate art
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I have killed two cacti. Two supposedly impossible to kill plants.
Today I plan to spend minimum 150 dollars on plants, and shelving for those plants.
I must leave my past behind.
#cacti are not impossible to kill#I don’t care what anyone says#I don’t care what anyone thinks#all I ask for is life#LIVE LAUGH LOVE#plants#green thumb#i can do this#i know i can do it#new plants
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I wish to go see Anthony Padilla just as a normal fucking person. Nothings happened, I’m not that interesting I just think it would be really funny.
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He’s just Ken yknow.




Ken's purpose was to be Barbie's trophy husband. He barely had any good clothes or shoes to wear.

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It sounds like I’m applying for an entry level stripper job.
I was going to do something about a resume and applying for jobs and was doing the hashtags but then I was midway through doing one and then I got a message and the leftover hashtags I feel are infinitely funnier.
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I was going to do something about a resume and applying for jobs and was doing the hashtags but then I was midway through doing one and then I got a message and the leftover hashtags I feel are infinitely funnier.
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Subtitles are delicious.
#not like chocolate#closer to god#closer to heaven#closer to jesus#no actually probably closer to like an apple#specifically when you’ve just picked it on a Saturday mid morning and it’s crispy and delicious and
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Hell. Exothermic or Endothermic, that is the question.
#exothermic gives off heat#endothermic absorbs heat#it’s down so surely heaven is hotter than hell#like ‘till hell freezes over’ and shit#but it’s always pictures as so fire and straight (gay) fire like#so maybe it’s exothermic#I question things#i question everything
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I was using the Alexandre cabanre whatshisname Angel painting as a boy reference and it didn’t work but ive realised his thighs are incredibley thick
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Honestly if someone remixed Rasputin unironically I think I’d kill them like how dare they
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