writingat-night

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tbh if i was a dog and u tried to feed me #MySlop in one of those rubber mats with those little mazes and holes and shit id be so mad

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our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

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Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

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Tiffany Aching and You, the white kitten she gives Granny Weatherwax in Wintersmith. I loved this series so much 🖤 GNU Terry Pratchett

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im really enjoying hat full of sky heres the hiver

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when i remember that no amount of waiting will make me brave and no amount of fear will keep me safe

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they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

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can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

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its healthy for your paragraphs to vary in size, good for the ecodiversity of your doc

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touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

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the voices in my head tell me to quadruple the amount of garlic required for any recipe. and i listen

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I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

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the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

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one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

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absolutely hilarious of Hollow Knight to answer the question "why are all the things I knock over back in perfect condition when I re-enter the room", a question that really doesn't need an answer because of how common it is in video games, with "there's a guild of bugs who are fixing things very very fast while you aren't looking"