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In the live-action One Piece, Nami leaves Zoro and Usopp alone at their table to talk to the bartender at the Baratie. This begs the question, do Zoro and Usopp hang out? What do they do when the rest of the crew is busy?

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Happy Star Wars Day! I’ve decided to make my Skywalker comic into one easily rebloggable post.

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May the 4th be with you

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Got bored and made the cross-guild poster in a very colorful way because why not

(I dont like how crocodile turned out 😔)

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Here is the full Velvette Comic for those who were curious! Vox's faces in this will forever be my favourite thing in the world!

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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

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Jiang Cheng: How could you not know I have an heir?

Wei Wuxian: I don’t know! I never thought about it!

Jiang Cheng: Did you think I’d just lead the Sect forever? I’ll die one day too, you know?

Wei Wuxian:

Jiang Cheng:

Wei Wuxian:

Jiang Cheng: Why are you not saying anything?

Jiang Cheng: I will die one day, and you’ll let me stay dead, right? Right?!

Wei Wuxian:

Jiang Cheng: If you bring me back as a fierce corpse, I swear to God, Wei Wuxian–!

Wei Wuxian: Oops, look at the time, I better get going!

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lowkey forgot how ass my editing skills were but idc be free its the vibes that count

also @introverted-author

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I'm converting to Judaism (coming in from culturally christian atheism) and my partner is in his final year at christian seminary having become a heretic while studying there to the point where he often will call himself a follower of jesus but will refuse to describe himself as Christian, both because he feels it doesn't accurately describe him and because he doesn't want to incorrectly represent Christianity. I just personally find it hilarious that this very specific setup means we are incredibly similar in how we handle religious texts and in a lot of our beliefs, big and little. christfollower heretic 🤝 Jewish convert 🤝 hey I've got nothing on tonight wanna put gd on trial in our living room? and then humanity afterwards? sounds great 🤝 nothing about religion is what you thought it was growing up, it's so much better and so much harder 🤝 I fucking hate the christian church so much

(to be clear tho. he's not like. conspiracy theorist mormon weirdo shit. hes gay and believes in apocastasis and like. smaller stuff like communion should be more Communal and less abt the specific Bread And Wine bit. because he thinks organised faith should be more about community and practices should reflect that. etc)

your partner is so fucking heretical omg that's amazing. apocatastasis is legit one of the most interesting heresies to me just bc of what it represents like??? big same frankly, it's such a holy and beautiful thing to believe in, but it runs so fundamentally against christian philosophy of sin and punishment and conditional atonement that it'll never get recognized as anything but heretical

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I was re-watching the little mermaid and it got me thinking: it would have been so cool to be a guest to eric's weddings tbh

this guy's been raving about this mystery girl he says saved him and left him on the beach but nobody believes him, then he found a different girl in the same beach, proceeded to date her for a couple of days in front of the whole town, but then turns up with a different one (allegedly the first one) and decides he's marrying her on the spot

and you're like, sure, I need to see this mess

so you go to the wedding and it's WILD: there's some sort of animal riot, every creature is attacking the bride (including the prince's dog), town date redhead is being carried into the wedding ship in a barrel by a small fish, you're like 'I need to see how this turns out' and then mystery redhead, who was supposedly unable to talk, starts singing???? and talking??? and they're about to kiss???? but then the bride turns into sexy cthulhu???? and the redhead grows a fish tail???? and sexy cthulhu bride drags redhead into the water??????

you are taken ashore while the groom goes to fetch one of the brides, unsure which but all signs point to the redhead that was carried in the barrel, and then there's a storm, and sexy cthulhu becomes gigantic and is wearing a crown and you're like 'work, bitch' while eating snacks and then it's all over and sexy cthulhu disappears

but then there's another wedding announced and you're like 'I'm sure it can't top the first one' but you attend and TRITON shows up too????? myth and legend lord of the sea king triton from the stories????? with a white beard and an 8 pack and the same crown sexy cthulhu was wearing??? turns out he's the FATHER OF THE BRIDE??????? and there are mermaids everywhere, all around the ship, kind of unnerving tbh really really scary situation, but it's fine because triton is making rainbows in the sky and hugging the bride and manipulating water and you're also pretty sure the chef just got decimated by a crab?????

royal weddings should all be like these tbh this prince sure knows how to throw them like nobody else in the disney pantheon

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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

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luffy is weird and strange and insane yesyes but what about the strawhats. they match his freak to a level that's dangerous to the public. nothing could ever prepare you for the insanity that is the strawhat crew. one could give you all the member's job descriptions and you would still be grossly underprepared for the clownfuckery that they are. actually, knowing their positions might fuck you up even more.

there's the ship's cook who dresses solely in three piece suits and smokes enough to give everyone in the grand line lung cancer through second hand smoking. he's gotta be an easy target right? WRONG now you are dead with a shoe sized hole in your chest because that guy's one of the strawhats' top three fighters. they have an archaeologist/terrorist for some reason??? what the hell, sure. surely she must be easy to kill. LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER your neck has been twisted your vertebrae broken not a single bone in your body is intact this might be the worst way to die actually. there's a sniper in the ship and hey look he's seems kinda weak actually, even if he had good aim one could take him down if they wore good armour surely- WRONG YOU ARE NOW FOOD FOR MAN EATING PLANTS. okay. fuck. they have a pet that likes cotton candy. maybe you can kidnap that. it's the ship's doctor?? it's supposed to be a reindeer??? whatever man it's not that weird right MAJOR WHOOPSIE HE IS ACTUALLY AN ELDRITCH HORROR YOU ARE DEAD AGAIN. they have a musician in the crew and it's a skeleton? wait. IS THAT UNDEAD MICHAEL JACKSON OH MY GOD- game over. he cut you with some underworld music powers or whatever the fuck. man fuck this crew. this shit is so ass.

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