writingraccoon
writingraccoon
A Real Person and Not 17 Raccoons in a Human Disguise
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writingraccoon · 52 minutes ago
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the other day, bee and i watched a very weird production of assassins which had some really bad choices (including one that led to me taking a candid picture of bee with her head all the way into her hands, looking so disappointed) but also some really good choices. including middle schooler balladeer reading out of a history textbook, which hasn't left my mind since
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writingraccoon · 53 minutes ago
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Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
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writingraccoon · 53 minutes ago
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If you smoke, don't leave your butts on the ground. Dispose of them properly. The same applies if you use nicotine pouches, don't spit them out on the ground and leave them there, dispose of them properly.
While littering in general is usually a bad idea because the littered trash can be hazardous to wildlife or even people (and let's face it, just makes a place look uglier) littering nicotine products is especially harmful to wildlife and humans alike. In urban areas tap water often has nicotine in it due to all the littered nicotine products such as cigarette butts and nictotine pouches, due to rain runoff carrying nicotine into water sources used by both humans and wildlife. You're free to take up whatever habits you like so long as they do not infringe on others, but littering your nicotine products taints water supplies which unfairly forces nicotine on others who don't get a say in the matter.
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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Let's be kind to mama
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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@pealeii
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let's be mama's stylish hat
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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Be honest: Have you ever loved reading fanfiction for a pairing you don't actually know, without any intention to ever read or watch the actual source material?
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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Literally feel like this everytime I see someone online talk about characters I like
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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every time i see anything blue pink and white i think "oh transgender" and this makes the world so beautiful. pink/blue/white packing peanuts? well now they are packer penus
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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you are morally ethicallyand spiritually obligated. to think about gay sex on the clock
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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the character
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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Oh. That's al gore. That's al gore and my comfort character
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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[ID: At the top, text reads “Every so often it’s like”. Below is the two buttons meme. The first panel shows two buttons labelled “it’s actually romantic attraction for real this time” and “no it’s not”. The second panel shows a man trying to decide which button to press. End ID]
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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Cisgender. This is your term for me. Your stereotype, your aggression When you have been called it all Fag queer whatever.
Well now i speak
I am not gay. I am not bi. I am not a man. Or unsure. I am not your words. I am not “cisgender”.
I am a woman. I love a man. But that doesnt matter. Because my name is Olivia.
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writingraccoon · 1 hour ago
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why is this so simultaneously heartbreaking and fucking hilarious
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writingraccoon · 2 hours ago
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reblog game put in the tags how you found prev
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