One day Iguro woke up, ate 6 bags of Doritos, had a heart attack and didn’t tell anyone because he’s depressed, and went back to bed.
The next day he woke up and decided to do something with his life, so he calls Uzui (very regrettably) with the response, “Oh Iguro, you silly, s i l l y boy, I knew you would come crawling back-“
Iguro hangs up and throws his phone across the room, but mere seconds after the device hits the wall, a Cadbury Crème Egg bus crashes through the wall, playing “Amish Paradise” by Weird Al.
The music turns up with a falsetto voice singing along aggressively, and Iguro’s heart drops as he sees Rengoku in the driver’s seat, singing his heart out.
None other than Tengen Uzui steps out of the passenger’s side.
“How-“ Iguro mutters, “did you persuade Rengoku to drive through my wall.”
Uzui replies with a dashing debonair smile, “Only after at least 7 doses of caffeine.”
And yes, after closer inspection, Iguro could see Rengoku’s hands vibrating on the wheel and his eyes blown wider than should be humanly possible.
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