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If you feel your BMI is too high, you can lower it by losing a leg. If you feel your BMI is too low, you can raise it by losing both.

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A tax free blowjob is one that’s given under the table.

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bob’s burgers characters - Linda Belcher

“When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face.”

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I don’t want another single, pop culture reference outta you for the rest of the trip. Understand?

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Never stop learning about your partner. Never lose that wonder that made you want to get to know them initially because we are constantly growing as individuals.

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Stephen, while looking through alternate universes, discovers that he is connected to Everett Ross in more ways that he thought was possible. - (Originally posted on my insta @/bannersodinson)

- Part 2: https://hamishhhuh.tumblr.com/post/176526967126/part-2-how-sherlock-survived-the-fall

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if the horror movie doesn’t have synth in the soundtrack is it really sexy?

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ice cream trucks will be exactly the same post revolution theyll just be free

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#i miss their distracting childish rivalry

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“We all grew up and did things we said we’d never do.”

— A 12 word autobiography (via syntacked)

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homoerotic lit alignments tag urself 

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I don’t know who made this but this is pure gold

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