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personally i think we need to normalize being a little insane and killing people

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*tts voice* then you're going to R exclamation mark D euro sign my rooster emoji like a G zero zero D G esclamation mark R L

tiktok porn is so so funny.

why even try at this point

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always remember that:

boyfriends can reach speeds of up to 80mph while chasing prey and are more active at night

girlfriends have a bite force pressure of 1500 pounds and prefer to hunt in packs

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after i put my deepest darkest secrets out here?

We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it

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happy birthday transgender people. i am a great fan

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Being a good person is a choice. Don’t let people fool you into believing that truly good people never have bad thoughts, are never tempted by the easier path, by the low road, never mess up or act out selfishly. Never believe a person can be good without making a conscious effort.

Every single time you do something good, you’ve made a decision to make the world a little brighter.

Goodness is not an inherent trait, it is a choice. Keep making it! I see you, I’m proud of you, and I’m rooting for you!

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does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun

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in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

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one of my favourite things about tumblr is how it's all lovingly handpicked. there's no algorithm forcing things onto your feed, but instead long chains of mutuals and followers passing posts around simply because they liked it and ooh, maybe you might like it too. the entire website runs on people's sheer love of other people's posts and it's probably the best thing about this website. at least it's definitely the reason that this place feels more like a community than any other social media.

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"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all my friends

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some of the best relationships can be forged on the anvil of thinking two characters should kiss

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gonna start wearing a bracelet or something that reads UNRELIABLE NARRATOR just so the general public knows what they're getting into when starting a conversation with me

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Me, reblogging from anyone I don't follow: I'm introducing diversity into the gene pool. This will make my mutuals' dashes stronger and healthier.

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reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful