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Got my wife into doing some sleep roleplay. Don’t think I could every go down the route of her actually taking sleeping pills and me using her, but she has said that any time in the future that she’s drunk and in the mood anyway, if she passes out I can keep going 😏

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Wanna give her just enough sleeping pills so that she doesn’t wake up until I’m already inside her. Just the panic as she comes to, trying to figure out what’s happening.

But she’s face down with me pinning her hands to the bed so there’s nothing she can do until I’m finished.

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Hands down the weirdest kink I’ve picked up is SPH (Small Penis Humiliation).

Coz it isn’t, but it just turns me on so much.

I’m a grower, not a shower, so maybe if I just think of cricket I can do it.

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That little sigh she makes when you first slide the tip in.

The gasp when you first give her the whole length without warning.

Two best sounds in the world.

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Jerking & sucking off a guy while he’s staring at straight porn. Coz he’s totally, super heterosexual.

This is just a type of stress relief.

It is just stress relief.

No homo.

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BS

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Wearing a condom just so I can “sneakily” take it off when I’m hitting it doggystyle, or she can desperately pull it off when she goes feral and just needs to be filled.

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Heh-heh 😏

She went upstairs and I went up too……coz I needed a charger!

Having a glass of wine & a joint.

Waiting’s good for her.

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Pulling panties down or to the side? No no no. Cutting or tearing them? No no no.

I’m too fucking impatient and I’m gonna fuck you through your panties. If you whimper and squirm so good you get me hard enough then you might get lucky and I’ll poke a hole in them.

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*Furiously trying to grow cock by 6,000km*

please stop living so far away i want to fuck you

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Important: I teach ADULTS

At least once a day I get turned on by this idea. I’m sitting at my desk, explaining something boring to my students. No one can see me unzipping and pulling out my already hard cock.

I make eye contact with each student one at a time as I stroke, imagining what they’d look like with their mouths around my cock, or with it penetrating their ass.

I tease it out, but class is gonna end soon so I have to cum. I’m looking at the most innocent of them when I finally cum and imagine my load spraying all over her adorable face and glasses instead of just adding another layer to the underside of my desk.

Class ends and the students leave, passing by my desk where they have no idea my deflating cock is still hanging out of my pants underneath.

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I lay your limp body out on the bed next to my wife, tits and pussy within reach of both of us to play with while we fuck. When I’m on top I’m leaning over to suck your nipples as she reaches down to rub your cunt. As I take her from behind she has her face buried in your bush, hands up milking your udders.

She grabs hold of my shaft and pulls it out. “It’s her turn now.” She jerks me off a bit over your unconscious body, then opens your mouth and starts to move your head up and down, fucking my cock with your face. Finally she guides me down to your cunt and puts me inside you, holding your lips open. Her pussy juices still on my cock act as lube and she sits on your face so I can kiss her while I use you.

She tells me how to fuck you, which holes to fuck. Playing with herself, you, me, all three at once. “Cum in the little slut honey, cum in her whore cunt” she moans desperately as she cums over and over, more turned on than she’s ever been, watching her husband use and abuse our drugged breeding toy.

I tell her I’m gonna cum and she grabs my cock hard as I slide out again. She jerks me off inside your cunt to make sure you get every drop. She drains my balls completely and doesn’t need to tell me to keep going and fuck the creampie deeper.

We kiss over your still sleeping body, then go to sleep either side of you, using your breasts as pillows.

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saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

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I would like to tell you a story over DMs if you would have me

I’m a glutton for punishment and for knowledge. Knock yourself out.

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I’m turning into a cartoon wolf and making train whistle noises

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It’s not gay if your dicks touch when they’re in the same woman’s mouth or pussy.

Also not gay to eat cum if you’re cleaning up.

Also also not gay if you’re being fucked in the ass while you’re fucking a girl in the ass.

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It seems so vanilla compared to slipping your cock inside her while she’s sleeping but there’s something so hot for me about getting a sleeping handjob.

Jerking off over her sleeping body, pulling the blanket away just enough to get a peek of something to get me harder. Moving closer til I’m almost touching her skin with the tip.

Just being so irresistibly turned on by the sight and the fact she has no idea I’m wanking over her that I take the risk. Gently lifting her limp arm and resting it lightly on the head while I keep stroking the shaft. Watching her eyes for any warning, closing her fingers around my cock as she stays fast asleep, pulling the blankets a bit more aside.

I start slowly fucking her hand so I don’t have to move her arm too much and risk waking her up, imagining the circle of her thumb and fingers is her pussy that I can see the shape of through her panties. I close them tighter to pretend like I’m fucking her and she’s starting to cum.

When I’m about to come I let her arm drop back to the bed and finish myself off. Delicately lifting her panties just enough so I can shoot my creamy load inside them and leave her with my cum soaking into her hairy muff and pussy lips for hours until she wakes up.