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I don’t understand why some people need to act like “vegan food” is some bizarre alien concoction. Fries are vegan. Rice is vegan. You’ve eaten vegan food before. You say “vegan” and all of a sudden people act like they’ve never eaten a carrot in their entire life.

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Waste-Free November Happy Halloween witches! On this particular Hallow’s eve, my sister and I are gearing up for the start of our waste-free November challenge. It is mainly a challenge to ourselves but we thought why not open it up for people who may want to participate. So without further ado, starting tomorrow we are challenging ourselves as well as our followers to participate in a waste-free November. Plastic can be found in everything in our daily lives from single-use containers like shampoo and conditioner to smaller things like table salt. Did you know that 90% of Table salt is now contaminated with micro plastics? 1 million plastic bottles are bought every minute, and 91% of plastic isn’t recycled. It’s no wonder the earth is drowning in plastic. So we are challenging ourselves to use less plastic for the next month and would like you to join us. We will be sharing our experience and tips that we have picked up from other sustainable bloggers to help everyone throughout the month. Check out the link in our bio for more information and to pledge your journey for the month! . . . . #zerowastechallenge #wastefree #wastefreenov #lessplastic #savetheenvironment https://www.instagram.com/p/BpnGgAWAIvH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qxnn9y8wnxpc

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Stars and Stripes in the Windy City. 📸 @miss_maries_learning . . . . #chicago #starsandstripes #windycity #weekendgetaway #ihavethebettercaption (at Hoffman Estates, Illinois)

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I will answer them if I get any.

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Girls night out with these lovely ladies. Couldn’t ask for a lovelier group of people. . . . . #sunnydays☀️ #girlsnightout #poppinchampagne (at Wayzata Bay, Lake Minnetonka)

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Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!

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Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

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Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right?  You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey.  Unless the service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever.  It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be.  9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster.   Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.

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The rich will always have access to abortions. And use them. Then judge others.

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Shirley Temple wrote in her memoirs about a time an MGM producer exposed his genitals to her when she was 12 years old.

Marilyn Monroe once called Hollywood an “overcrowded brothel, a merry-go-round with beds for horses.”

Judy Garland wrote about being groped by the head of the studio when she was 16.

And I could list 100 more stories. This isn’t new. The sordid, lecherous history of Hollywood has been present since it’s inception.

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girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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I’M LIVID

Don't ignore my pleasantries

Me: hi there! How are you tonight? Customer: tall mocha My coworker over the headset: ah, my favorite emotion….tall mocha

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romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading

Artsy depression: haunted eyes, good at art, emo hair and eyeliner on point

Actual Depression: bloodshot eyes, no longer trust themselves with pencils, has not showered in five days

Quirky OCD: organized books, clean room, color coordinated outfits

Actual OCD: Intrusive thoughts, flipping the light switch 8 times so you don’t stab your brother, picking holes in your skin

Cute eating disorders: Slim trim and beautiful, shyly refusing a second helping, dancer aesthetic

Actual eating disorders: Puffy cheeks and eroded teeth from excessive vomiting, hair growing over your freezing body and refusing to eat carrots because they’re too high in carbs

Adorable anxiety: just a smol bean, soft, must be protected from the world

Actual anxiety: crying so hard you throw up, shaking, losing sleep over a period after the “okay”

RPG PTSD: flashbacks, vietnam, u don’t know what i’ve been through kiddo

Actual PTSD: Buying your first pregnancy test at twelve, flinching at high fives, i can’t feel my hands where am I what year is it

Cartoon ADHD: look a squirrel, something shiny, fidgety loveable bufoon

Actual ADHD: rereading the same page over and over because it doesn’t make sense, hasn’t done the laundry in four months, hyperfocusing on a mushroom knowing you have work to do

stop making terrifying realities seem cute. it’s disrespectful for those of us who are actually struggling

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a college republican went crying to tucker carlson last night because some black classmates photoshopped his face onto a literal cracker

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the pressure put on women to be young, attractive, and successful all at once is fucking ridiculous, you got women in their late teens and early twenties convinced that their lives are over because they don’t have a successful career and a romantic partner…a woman’s value is not in how successful she is or whether or not she has a romantic partner. there are no deadlines for life achievements, women don’t have to become successful when they’re young. women are not limited by their age, and a woman certainly is not a failure for not having either (or both) a successful career and a romantic partner when she is just starting to live her life!