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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

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editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"

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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

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Do you have a favourite queer character?

(insp.)

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what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

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why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

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nobody freak out but im about to start generating some large translucent red circles upon the floor to indicate an incoming AOE attack

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slay everyone, trust no one

an intricate and ongoing agatha all along survivor au for an audience of simply me!

every wednesday night last fall, I would go to my rich gay friends’ house and watch a double feature of a new episode of survivor and new episode of agatha on their massive tv, and now the two are forever intertwined!!

thus, this unhinged concept was born of my brain, imagining these characters on a season of survivor and how the events of the show would play out. lots of rio having fun with the survivor issued machete, I’ll tell ya that much!! anyway hope you enjoy, even if you don’t watch survivor, I humbly think it’s a lot of fun xoxo

and yeah jeff is here!! happy survivor wednesday to us all!!

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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Continuing simplified simulation…

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is this really how you see yourself?

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

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two of them

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she's so cute, how do I talk to her

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This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank