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And a warm salutations! My name is Ari, and I am returning to the South Park fandom after a long time to give my baby boy a fresh go again! Like or Reblog if you’re down to interact with a revamped Tweek Tweak blog coming fresh off @wvnderweather-blog

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And a warm salutations! My name is Ari, and I am returning to the South Park fandom after a long time to give my baby boy a fresh go again! Like or Reblog if you’re down to interact with a revamped Tweek Tweak blog coming fresh off @wvnderweather-blog

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yeeeep and I felt the muse come back-- However, I’m going to revamp the blog. I want to give him a restart because I’m having trouble keeping up with him. Keep watch for the transfer post

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"Maybe love and pain are synonyms"

Assorted Starter Pack ( accepting )

@nxturxlswole

     𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘;;– ‘ Well, you wouldn’t be too far off, Scott. ‘ Truth be told, Tweek probably understood that a little too well. And he knew another that knew the exact same thing. ‘ They kind of go hand in hand. And, sadly, you will probably get hurt more than you want to before you actually find someone who truly cares and loves you. Hell, sometimes it takes a few heartaches to realize that the person you were with first was the one for you all along. ‘

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' you're on fire. you do know that don't you? ' ( when tweeks status is burn haha )

Assorted Starter Pack ( accepting )

@vcmpkid

     𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘;;– ‘ Well aware of it. ‘ He peeked his eyes up from his phone, his free hand allowing his fingers to drum on the rim of his coffee cup. It was obvious Tweek wasn’t exactly thrilled about something. But rather than taking it out on said other party, he figured he would just make a vent post and be done with it. ‘ I’m just exhausted. Like– REALLY exhausted. ‘

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     𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘;;– Tweek had only really been silently privy to the conversation that was happening between his friends this morning. It only took a better turn when Craig arrived-- And by better, there were a couple words that were tossed, mostly at Tweek’s secondary group of friends. He never liked to be a part of the conflict they both got in. After all, they were still his friends, even with the bullshit he had to endure. Though he never minded getting a shot in at Cartman. A good, well deserved, shot in on him.

     He was too busy having his face in his locker and just listening to the conversation restart, that he had almost barely heard Stephanie when she passed by. With a quick turn of his head, he did manage to catch her, a small smile on his face as he waved back. Though, when his locker was closed, he did a small jog over to her to catch up.

     ‘ Didn’t know when you were coming in. ‘ He laughed and played around with the sleeve of his shirt. ‘ I wanted to invite you to lunch. We were going to go to either City Wok or Bucca, and I wanted to make sure you didn’t get left out. ‘ He had probably been inviting her to just about everything since her reveal to them. Tweek was sure it was probably tiresome, but he just wanted her to know that she was still welcome regardless.

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Junior year in high school meant legally driving for Stephanie, since she was one of the younger kids in the year. It meant no longer having to be forced to sit on the boss and deal with the name calling and all that immature attitude towards her, but it also started proving how numb she was to it, because the quiet got to her.

Sitting in her truck in the parking lot of the high school, she couldn’t help but feel out of place for some reason. It wasn’t a normal feeling but she felt like she was about to walk into something in the cafeteria that she wasn’t really part of.

Making her way in, it was Craig’s and those guys group that she noticed. Yup, now she knew the feeling. She wasn’t friends with any of them in the group but they had… been some of the more supportive people towards her and she almost drifted over to that group after coming out… almost.

Still, making her way towards a free seat near them, she gave Tweek a silent wave and nod to say ‘good morning’ without trying to put pressure on the blonde for a reply.

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Yo! I am blog hopping and here I am! I’m gonna get Tweek as active as possible!!

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◆ ◆   (   AN  ASSORTED  SENTENCE  STARTER  PACK. 

❝ Of course it hurts, it’s a spanking. How else would it work? ❞

❝ The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability. ❞

❝ If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn’t be so anxious. ❞

❝ I am the excuse you give when you cannot follow the rules. ❞

❝ You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! ❞

❝ I’m about as intimidating as a butterfly. ❞

❝ You and what army could possibly rescue her from my clutches? ❞

❝ You look better in my clothes than I do. ❞ 

❝ We’re searching for things we should be running from. ❞

❝ When it’s cold, I’d like to die. ❞

❝ The world is full of unrequited love. ❞

❝ Maybe love and pain are synonyms. ❞

❝ I would rather be strong at heart than strong at mind. ❞

❝ We are all just dead air. ❞

❝ Now you got us whammied with the curse of squirmy death.. ❞

❝ If it doesn’t sweat, jiggle, or pant, it’s not alive. ❞

❝ I love glitter, I’m not a quitter. ❞

❝ I have never met anyone who didn’t like gargoyles. ❞

❝ People who always arrive early aren’t worth waiting for. ❞

❝ Look up, always. Look back, never. ❞

❝ In order to do the unthinkable, do not think about it. ❞

❝ Funny how you’re dead, people starting listening. ❞

❝ I can’t save you unless you save me, too.. ❞

❝ Well, if there’s anything worse than a whore it’s a bore. ❞

❝ Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode. ❞

❝ Everything’s just fucking Disney with you. ❞

❝ I think you’re maybe reaching for something that doesn’t exist. ❞

❝ I’m so scared of commitment that I even hate stickers! ❞

❝ Kindness, motherfucker, kindness. ❞

❝ I haven’t even caught your name or your number. ❞

❝ Oh, the dilemmas of a teenage psychic. ❞

❝ Party at in my mind, you’re place sucks. ❞

❝ You want to kiss me, don’t you? ❞

❝ You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me. ❞

❝ Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. ❞

❝ I’m beginning to think I should make that the title of my autobiography. ❞

❝ Another thing I don’t want on my tombstone. ❞

❝ I’m going to try not to make an ass of myself. ❞

❝ You’re on fire. You do know that don’t you? ❞

❝ If you answered no, please exit the building. ❞

❝ You’re still mad, I can feel it through the phone. ❞

❝ If I had a dollar for every time you said that, I would be rich. ❞

❝ Murder is all around me, striking everyone except me. ❞

❝ Give me one good reason why I should believe you. ❞

❝ Since when does that mean you have to kiss my ass? ❞

❝ I’m not saying you shouldn’t have a fully loaded weapon next to you round the clock. ❞

❝ I think it’s time you flipped this little scenario in your head. ❞

❝ The road to Hell is paid with good intentions. ❞

❝ Trust starts with truth and ends with truth. ❞

❝ I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness. ❞

❝ Love is not selective, just as the light of the sun is not selective. ❞

❝ I don’t know how to tell you what I feel. ❞

❝ I think the word for how you usually are is ‘reckless’. ❞

❝ Gratitude builds a bridge to abundance. ❞

❝ Scars are just another kind of memory. ❞

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more first interaction starters

“Shit! Sorry!” 

“Is this yours?”

“Hey beautiful”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Hey, I think you dropped this”

“Hey! You’re (wrong name) right?”

“You’re (muse’s name) aren’t you?” 

“Whoa! Hey! where you running to?”

“I think I’ve seen you around before”

“I don’t suppose you know how to get out of here”

“Don’t freak out. Just pretend to be my date, please”

“Please tell me your name begins with J. It’s for a bet”

“Sorry but I have to ask: why are you carrying a banana around?”

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nextgenkittens:

“… Really? Who’s going to be your first target if you decide to go along with that last plan?” It was a serious question, at least for him it was. The troublemaker buried within him had stirred at the thought of mischief.

And if Tweek decided to go after him… there were more than a few ways to get payback.

     𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘;;– Tweek inevitably froze up, the idea of him getting at someone... Sure it was a joke and he wouldn’t go through with it. However, he knew that Ignatius probably would make him take up that challenge eventually. And he did kind of have a target in mind. He cleared his throat, eyes kept towards the sweet confectionary icing as he took a moment to think over his words.

     ‘ If I had to pick... I would say Cartman. But I... uhh... I wouldn’t actually do it! Not unless I had a proper reason to, I guess. ‘

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stripesayshi:

“Or you could tell him to fuck off, and then you’ll get a break,” Of course, Craig was as straightforward as always, even while speaking through their shared guinea pig. The taller of the two was already looking forward to his husband having time off after the time spent apart. 

Feeling the kiss pressed to his cheek, the ravenet could feel his cheeks heating up just a tad. He’d missed this, a lot. Despite rolling his eyes at his sister’s suggestion that being apart would probably be good for him, he supposed he couldn’t disagree. Absence did, occasionally, make the heart grow fonder.

“You already know I missed you. I don’t need to admit shit,” He teased quietly, keeping a firm hold on Stripe as he leaned forward to connect his and Tweek’s lips. 

     𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘;;– ‘ Nice to hear though. ‘ Naturally, he lovingly returned the kiss. His attention only refocused when he felt the little head bumping against his stomach. Stripe really was feisty right now... Wasn’t he? Well, that really couldn’t be helped. He probably wanted to play and run around-- And you couldn’t blame him.

     ‘ Maybe we should let Stripe roam around. ‘ He suggested and moved to grab the little ball for him. ‘ My mom should be dropping off Muffin in a bit so. ‘

     It wasn’t a major concern. Yes, he did want Muffin over here so he didn’t get into... Tainted coffee. But that was beside the point. Right now, Tweek honestly didn’t mind being able to spend some quiet time with his husband. They had lots of time since he managed to convince his dad he needed a break from it all-- Especially the errand runs. He wants to stop it all together, but to keep his job, and to keep his father appeased, for now, he just wanted a break. He wanted to start now. Especially since he didn’t know how much longer it would be until the rest of the family came home and he’d have a small reunion with them as well.

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“Am I doing this right?”

Cooking Starters ( Always accepting )

@stripesayshi

    𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘;;– ‘ Yeah, you’re doing fine. ‘ Tweek sidled up next to Craig when he had asked, taking a clean spoon to taste what he had so far. A small hum left him, it was one that was a mix of thought and enjoyment. ‘ It tastes really good actually. But just add a little more pepper to it– Maybe let it simmer for a minute. Other than that, I like it. ‘

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     𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘;;– ‘ Too sweet? I guess I’ll have to reduce the recipe for you next time. ‘ And the amount he put was what the recipe called for. However, he knew not everyone had the same palette for taste. That was fine, now he knew for next time-- Actually, maybe he’ll make another batch to put along with just in case.

     ‘ Well, it depends on what I decide to make. This is gonna cover a cake-- And probably a couple of cupcakes. ‘ He didn’t entirely know what he was going to use it for. But it was there. ‘ Or I plan on filling a water balloon with this stuff and dropping it on someone. Who knows-- ‘

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“Honestly? I think it’s a little too sweet. But that’s just me, I guess.” So why was he even testing the icing in the first place? Well, mostly to save Tweek the trouble, but also to give a different outlook on it. He knew at least two other people who would’ve said the icing needed more sugar in it.

Good thing they weren’t here to encourage the cavities.

“How much of this do you need to save, anyway?” he asked, licking some of the residue off his finger.

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“Don’t mind me, I’m just taste testing.” ~nextgenkittens //ngl this is perfect for Ignis too

Cooking Starters ( Always accepting )

@nextgenkittens

     𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘;;– ‘ Well geez, slow down– ‘ He couldn’t help but laugh a little bit at the other’s antics. It was only icing, sure, but he didn’t even get a chance to put anything on anything… Mostly because he was going to set it aside for later. But that was an entirely different subject.

     ‘ Is it sweet enough, or should I put it more sugar? ‘

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Cooking Sentence Starters

As requested by Anonymous.

“What’cha cooking?” 

“Something smells absolutely delicious!” 

“Need an extra set of hands?” 

“Do not have me turn around see you eating my cookie batter” 

“Are you making a three-course meal for an entire army?” 

“Can you get that out of the oven please?” 

“Uh, this pot is boiling over…”

“You should flour the rolling pin before you roll the dough.”

“Don’t mind me, I’m just taste testing.” 

“Are you baking dessert?” 

“How much sugar goes into this again?” 

“Want to help me make dinner?” 

“Am I doing this right?” 

“Why is the kitchen so smoky??”

“You got flour everywhere!” 

“How on earth did you get chocolate on the ceiling?”

“Apple pie or blueberry pie?” 

“I hope you like chicken!”

“Will you please stop sampling before I’m done!” 

“I think you cut a little too much onion for this…” 

“What on earth is this weird thing?” 

“Are you making fresh pasta?” 

“Oooh! This looks tasty!”

“What kind of fruit is this?” 

“Don’t tell me I mixed up salt with sugar.”

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stripesayshi:

“Good! ‘Cause Stripe don’t wan’ you to ever go so long ever again,” Craig kept his eyes on his dear guinea rather than Tweek, more out of embarrassment for how he was managing to express the fact that he’d missed the blond. The high pitched voice he gave the rodent made him feel weird, while Stripe himself seemed squirmy within his owner’s grasp, as he seemed more interested in seeing his other owner. 

     𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘;;– ‘ Then you should tell Old man Tweek I need a break from this mess. ‘ He snickered and booped the guinea pig in the nose. There was plenty of truth in that. Especially since he watched his father pile off thousands of cups of their coffee to the masses-- Hopefully that won’t affect them like him. God damn he really needed a break from his father’s madness, finally fix it. Oh well, at least, for the most part, he knew he had the Tuckers and their support. Speaking of, he turned his attention to Craig with a softer smile gracing his features, leaning in to press a gentle peck on his cheek.

     ‘ You know it’s okay to admit you missed me, right? ‘ He playfully, and carefully, pushed Craig’s shoulder.

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     𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘;;– ‘ Oh shit! Speaking of which... What have I missed while I was gone? Probably a lot of school bullshit but-- ‘