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‘miku from ur culture’ meme but im appalachian

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Found video on twitter

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This summer I will wear a spaghetti strap shirt and I will feel ok

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You’re standing outside of your house. It’s a beautiful spring day. It’s warming up, but there’s still a cold chill to your skin. You wait outside, your friend told you she’d be on the way in “just a minute”. You wait patiently. Absentmindedly, you look up from your phone and look to your right, when instantly, you are immediately crashed into with the full force of a speeding Toyota. But it’s not a car, it’s your friend, having just run at you 45 miles an hour. Upon impact your skin immediately begins falling off- blood begins to go everywhere- everything seems to be in low motion for a second. You see the shit eating grin of your friend’s face as her shoulder continues to carve into your side, forcibly ripping you in half. Time comes back to normal, and you lay on the ground, in the worst pain you’ve ever felt in your entire life. Your body barely holds itself together, like the threads of a shirt. Your friend looks at you, half of herself covered in blood. She smiles and says “oh, that wasn’t a minute it was actually 56 seconds- sorry for lying haha”

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My mom has this Chanel Mademoiselle perfume I’m absolutely obsessed with. It smells like powder I looooove powder smell

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I need to STOP fucking around with my hair (I won’t)

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I get so stressed out and then I listen to a jazz fusion song and I’m like. Oh yeah! I’m awesome actually

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I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.

Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.

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I hate you.

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Hey it's me, The Devil. Give yourself a choppy transgender haircut in the bathroom mirror. You'll feel so much better.

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MISS NISIPISA?????!?

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I’m so happi happi happi i get to go see my friend’s drumline performance tomorrow 💫💫

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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This is the only day you can reblog this

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Can. Oh my god.

I forget I can’t make posts. Hey girls

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I forget I can’t make posts. Hey girls

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reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows