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The blood of our enemies yeah

PLATONIC INTERPRETATIONS OF CHARACTER DYNAMICS ARENT ANY LESS VALID THAN ROMANTIC ONES PELASEE

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She might be a lil gay

Lookit this fucking Fizgig-looking creature snoring on her back beside me. Unbelievable.

Imagine waking up to this every morning. That's life with a shih tzu.

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Tma spoilers but

So

Rituals are stupid

They work silly

So I propose my detailed flesh ritual

I will devour 15 huge shawarmas

Eye: statement written on the shawarma

Lonely: I'll be eating alone מי שאוכל לבד מת לבד

Buried: compressed shawarma

Vast: just a huge fricking shawarma, like, the kind that makes you think oh shit what size was the animal in this

Stranger: wax shawarma

Spiral: never ending shawarma

Dark: has an empty suspiciously dark middle shawarma

Desolation: spicy enough to kill five bears shawarma

Extinction: has cement in it shawarma

Hunt: it's alive and you hunt it shawarma

Corruption: rotten shawarma

Slaughter: either slaughtered those animals shawarma, or gun shawarma

Web: an intricate system of wires forces you to eat this shawarma

End: either poisoned shawarma or the fact that it's the last shawarma :(

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TELL ME WHY

Carnivorous backstreet boys: ain't nothing but a big steak

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

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didn’t realize jonny sims and his spouse were bi. Go off

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Tw war violence and death, read only if you are sure it's ok, this.. came off a bit strong

Explosions in the background, the solider who didn't give up goes one, for he has no foxhole to hide in they are all taken, full of the bodies of people he once knew, so he has no choice but to run

In front of him are tanks, oiled machines heavier then his heart made to kill him and his brothers more efficiently, he falls flat in a desperate attempt to save himself.

Around him are bodies by the hundreds, some he knows, some he does not, she helped him when he was missing a quarter for the drinks dispenser, he helped him when he was crying his eyes out after he was abandoned, his memories keep coming back, and he begins to remember the reason he enlisted to begin with, make us proud son they told him, fight for your country, made him feel like he had a reason to be here.

A faint desperate cry could be heard to his right, his best friend James is on the floor crying too, quitely so no one will notice, his eyes look up to the sky as the tank shoots, and moves slightly back, fire shoots out and the shell approaches, at least he will die among friends, at least he thinks there is a reason for him to be here.

18 soliders died yesterday says the broadcaster, and the world does not skip a beat, the war leaves a day more.

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

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Literally me

Your daily dose of cat memes

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Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

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Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

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I keep realizing more and more things I have were just autism

Doctors were like "life long stutter? Guess we'll never know why"

"amazing memory for really specific stuff? Just luck I guess"

How many lies have I been told by the council

person with adhd asked to remember a sequence of numbers 50 dead 100 injured

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First rule I win

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Can confirm

Being an avatar of the eye is kinda gay.

The fuck are you beholding?? Other men???

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They both lie in my case

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

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I might've done a bunch of trolling

sobbing. i love u my jewish learning ♡

[ID: Screenshot of an instagram post. The photo shows a young man dressed in traditional Orthodox Jewish clothing- a black hat, black suit and pants, and white shirt- wraps tefillin around the arms of a person draped in the rainbow pride flag. The person in the pride flag has shoulder length hair and is wearing a large white kipah, a t shirt, and shorts. They are standing outside on pavement. It's captioned "Do a mitzvah." End ID.]

EDIT: Photo is by uri cohn