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Emu: Are you drinking enough water? Nene: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Emu *to Tsukasa*: I’ve organized your messages into three categories. Emu: “From Nene” Emu: “Death Threats” Emu: and “Death Threats From Nene”

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Tsukasa: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes? Emu: For the dogs. Tsukasa: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs? Emu: They don't know how.

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Rui: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Tsukasa: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Rui: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Nene: And you just ran away?!

Tsukasa: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

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Tsukasa: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?

Rui: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone.

Tsukasa: Alright, so what would you do?

Rui: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.

Rui: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working.

Rui: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.

Rui: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together.

Rui: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag.

Tsukasa:

Tsukasa: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

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Nene: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Rui: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Rui: What’s your biggest fear?

Tsukasa: I am incredibly arachnophobic.

Rui, under his breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

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Rui: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.

Nene: You know that's called a coma, right?

Rui:

Rui: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

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Nene: Fight me!

Tsukasa: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

*Later*

Emu: Why is Tsukasa crying?

Rui: Nene kicked him really hard on the ankle.

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Nene: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Rui: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Nene: Can't relate.

Emu: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Nene: Emu… I’m bleeding…

Emu: Oh god… what’s your blood type?!

Nene: B positive…

Emu: I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-

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Emu: The time to act is now.

Emu: Wink, wink.

Tsukasa: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

Emu: Oh, sorry.

Emu: Wink.

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Nene: Welcome to my room. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.

Emu: Uh, this isn't really tilted. Or a tower.

Nene: Well you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.

Emu: I'd like to be in the Friendzone! I like friends!

Nene: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women; But unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.

Emu: I'm not a gamer! so maybe they'll respect me!

Nene: That just makes you a beta cuck.

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Tsukasa: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Rui: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Tsukasa: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Emu: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

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Tsukasa: What is wrong with you?

Rui: Loaded question. Elaborate.