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I mean...[Ooh Food!] Good looks Good looks. 

[This is why Vin is his best friend. He never comes to him complaining about women and disappointing them unlike his other friends] 

Sorry for not checking up on you. I shoulda been around for this. Whats the youth’s name? [Hes holding in the urge to be annoying at the baby]

BOY IS THAT A WHOLE ASS BABY? A CHILD?

[Vincenzo Maria is used to this by now. Nephele is chewing on her baby chew necklace while Vin balances her on his hip, shoving a pyrex at Elijah with his free hand-]

Yes, she’s mine, and yes, I’m sure. Here, it’s lamb, take it.

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“Dick and Development? NO!” Elijah is so hype to give his best friend bad advice that will force him to reflect on the situation at hand. 

“She’s the one that put the p-cookie on a platter. When you go to someone’s house and they offer you food the hell you supposed to do? Say no? No your mother raised you different! If you go to someone’s house and they offer you something you say, ‘yes thank you!’ It’s just manners! If cookie is on the menu then shit...Ok!!” Elijah throws his hands up dramatically before crashing down on the couch and folding his arms. 

“I mean what? Because you’ve repeatedly accepted her offers in the past she thinks she has the right to assume that sex has some kind of value to you? She thinks its a’ight to threaten you with reconsidered boundaries because she is on some ‘i feel betrayed’ type shit? Nah man thats some bullshit.” 

“That is friendly punanni. You don’t owe her no growth.” 

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“That is friendly punanni. You don’t owe her no growth.” 

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“Wow how incredibly white boy of you.” 

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pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

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“hold on blood we ain’t got no longer stick?”

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Life of a Customer Service Rep.

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i log on, say dumb shit, an leave

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Honestly

Like for a starter

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I gave it a short bit of thought. I think I’m going to take a long break just away? If I return? I return and if I don’t I dont

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These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

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"You are my best friend in the whole world. I have to tell you though...Mutilate that mouth isn't doing much for me. Mash sounds blackest- so it's the best." Elijah arches his back and stretches all his fingers and toes before leaning back into his chair.

"I just remembered! Beat them cheeks is for anal...but also doggystyle. Before you ask- don't. Something tells me its ya man's favorite position. He just...seems like the type."

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“Uh…Lord let me see. Oop lemme not say that I’m going to hell. Satan let me see…No that’s worse.” 

“OOH. I can’t think of one so we need to make one. Like right now.” 

He claps his hands together, then intertwines his fingers. “I presume an alliteration is necessary? And the verb must be incongruent with the noun and somewhat violent…”

“Mutilate that mouth? Or perhaps ‘mash’? I feel that ‘murder’ is too simple.”

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I can keep my hands to myself but I know I'm way too fine for you to resist so I feel like telling him. Brother to darker brother.

[He’s out here in full Black Panther cosplay.]

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Its a date. Make sure to tell your man. Or should I tell him? [He already has her phone out] what's your password? 55555555555 [stop him that's what he's typing]

[He’s out here in full Black Panther cosplay.]

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Who is the sexiest superhero though? Also the movie was so good 

[god he’s having a moment] Let’s see it together.

[He’s out here in full Black Panther cosplay.]