Another hurricane with a sardine garnish please.
Ink and watercolour on paper, 6x8 inches.
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oh boy i just had an Adventureā¢ in minecraftĀ
so, i was exploring the map and i was pretty far away from my home base, basically using a boat to cross deep ocean biomes and investigating islands and smaller landmasses and suchĀ
one of the islands i came across had an ABSURD amount of wolves roaming about.Ā āholy shit,ā i thought,Ā āthis swamp biome is full of free dogs.āĀ
so of course i go on a wolf-taming spree. i wasnāt paying attention to how many i was amassing. by the time iād covered the island, i had a pack of about twenty dogs in my entourage.Ā
i think, ok, perhaps itās time to go home, at least so i can leave some of these pups in a safe place while i keep exploring.Ā
problem: thereās a huge fucking ocean between Dog Island and the continent my home base is on.Ā
my stubborn ass thinks,Ā āok. ok. dogs can swim. weāll FORD this river ocean.āĀ
this, obviously, did not go well. the dogs are v good swimmers, but also very slow, and if i get too far ahead of them, they donāt catch up, because they canāt teleport to the player if youāre not on land. it took forever to get to the nearest small island, and iād lost about a third of my dogs.Ā
āi need a better plan,ā i think to myself. i mean, i could abandon this ridiculous ātransport 20+ dogs at least 5000m across multiple deep ocean biomes to my home baseā idea and find some free dogs closer to home. i mean, theyāre not really that hard to find. but these are my dogs. i gave them bones and now they love me. i must not abandon them.Ā
ā¦and thatās how dog water skiing was born:Ā
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anyway, by the time i got to the next landmass, i hadnāt lost any more dogs. success!
and not only had i not lost any more dogs, but this new landmass was ALSO full of free dogs. and i still had some stacks of bones, which obviously trumps my own sense of self-control.Ā
fast forward ten minutes:
look at all these pups! and also a really rude spider.
still more pups!
ā¦oh jeez.Ā
this is basically Homeward Bound, but instead of two dogs and a cat, itās just me and like thirty goddamn dogs. they were continuously teleporting in front of me, i was tripping all over them. it was chaos.Ā
now, i should mention, this was a long-ass trek home.Ā at some point my sword AND my backup sword broke, because frankly i just was not expecting my expedition to last this long and i did not bring a backup backup sword, so i was flailing at creepers with an axe. i definitely lost some good pups, especially since at least half that travel was at nighttime peak monster spawn time. AND i have the Moā Creatures mod installed, so not only do i have to worry about the standard monsters, but also lions, tigers, bears (which are usually pretty chill but apparently can become hostile when thirty dogs suddenly teleport on top of them), manticores, ogres, SPECIAL wolves that instead of being tamable are just Very Angry All The Time, etc.Ā
but the thing is, i kept finding more free dogs. and, sometimes when iām walking, two dogs will just breed out of nowhere, so occasionally iād turn around and thereād be a puppy. who did this. weāre, like, climbing a mountain here. control yourselvesĀ Ā
anyways, by the time i got back to my home base, i counted forty-eight doggos.Ā
just look at these Good Dogs. i couldnāt get them all to fit in the frame.Ā
i have nowhere to put them. i feel like Roger and Anita at the end of 101 Dalmatians.Ā
all i know is i love every single one of them.
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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thinking abt couples kissing in front of klimt's kiss
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you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is
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