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#and also stop being assholes when we say we want more events/places NOT centered around alcohol#'you can just buy a soda'#have you considered that not only do i not want to be surrounded by alcohol but i also do not want to be surrounded by DRUNK PEOPLE#i drink sometimes but i am not a drinker for the most part#for the most part i will have half a beer or some gin & tonic#that's it#and i want to participate in things that are not centered around the act of getting fucking blasted
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is your house a 'take off your shoes at the entrance' type of home?
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Nicole is on a cruise and I'm trying to respect that she is on vacation and not blow her phone up with inane bullshit but also... that's my friend and I miss her.
#i hope you're having fun and i'm sorry the yankees are still being disappointing shits#FOR YOU#i'm sorry FOR YOU#i love that for me#(she's gonna hit me)
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My body is in hell because it's been one month since I took my meds last and they're finally completely out of my system and I can't afford to get them again yet. Anyway, I found a powder blue Phillies jersey at Marshalls for $40 so of course I bought it. A WIN IS A WIN!!!
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there are two things reed richards will always have; sue storm & an autism diagnosis
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KEKE PALMER & SZA as DREUX & ALYSSA One of Them Days 2025, dir. Lawrence Lamont
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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.
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because if the Phillies won't commit to him, somebody should.
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CARLOS SAINZ | DONTBLINK E01S03
#oh this is... this is boyfriend material#carlos sainz jr#imagine waking up to this#imagine that scratchy morning voice
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the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
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love watching Fear The Walking Dead and Shawn Hatosy and Colman Domingo show up!
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Dude. I heard something weird a couple streets over (couldn’t place the sound exactly) and then it got so close it was out my front window and it was a drum line. My mom and I have never moved that goddamn fast in our lives because we thought it was Philly Elmo (it was his drumline but the costume was not out in this heat). This was the best shit to ever happen.
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I just got back from seeing Fantastic 4 with @nicolethered and it was so fun! Also, we got the popcorn buckets with the little Reed figurine. The guy at the theatre was like, "ooh, I hope you got Galactus! He's supposed to be super rare!" We both got to tell him that every single bucket for sale besides the two Reeds, two Bens and one Sue was Galactus (because, obviously, we looked for our man before purchasing).
Anyway!!! I love being excited about super hero movies again!
#they also still had the Superman bucket#and i'm soooo tempted to get it#what will i put in it you ask?#GIRL... WEED
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yesterday i went to fabletics and was trying on a new size of shorts (they fit but weren't the color i wanted) but then i was putting them back on the hanger and the clip snapped and cut my finger so i bled on the shorts so i bought them out of guilt. now i just have a pair of cayenne pepper red shorts that i am going to have to force myself to wear.
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the party scene in Avengers Age of Ultron brings me so much joy.
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When I travel, it's usually to the country's capital but then sometimes I meet citizens of this country in different circumstances and they say they've never been there. I'm not judging because some capitals are far away and expensive but I'm wondering...
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