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Positivity

Everytime someone is mean to you, just remember

They won’t taste as good and will be given to my dog to eat instead of me

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I ABANDONED THIS ACC ON ACCIDENT

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Hi, I'm Jay, and I pretty much don't use this app <3

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I'm scared,,

I noticed the audio for the video “[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid” was taken out so I edited it back in

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happy birthday, basil!

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i bet id do the same thing-

These are cat tails

The brown things on these water reeds

Well they're not edible

But don't you think they oughta be?

They're just golden russet groupings

Of highly compressed seedlings

That expand rapidly on impact

So they're not that good for eating

But even so...

Me want bite

Me want plant corndog delight

Me want deep fried

Me think water twinkie nice

This is sea foam

Shot with high-speed photography

And it's not edible

But don't you think it oughta be?

It's just waste from sea crеatures

Shot at a very high rate

It's practically just churnеd up fish poop

Ammonia and nitrates

But even still…

Me want eat

Me want tasty ocean treat

Me want spoonful

Me want sweet cream from the beach

This is lava

It's external molten rock, you see

And it's not edible

But don't you think it ought to be?

It's just melted liquid minerals

That our bodies can't extinguish

It can reach twelve hundred celsius

So you really shouldn't drink it

But even then…

Me would like to partake

Of yon spicy smoothie lake

Me would rather enjoy imbibing it

Til me fire slush thirst is slaked

You little rat

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: )

These are cat tails

The brown things on these water reeds

Well they're not edible

But don't you think they oughta be?

They're just golden russet groupings

Of highly compressed seedlings

That expand rapidly on impact

So they're not that good for eating

But even so...

Me want bite

Me want plant corndog delight

Me want deep fried

Me think water twinkie nice

This is sea foam

Shot with high-speed photography

And it's not edible

But don't you think it oughta be?

It's just waste from sea crеatures

Shot at a very high rate

It's practically just churnеd up fish poop

Ammonia and nitrates

But even still…

Me want eat

Me want tasty ocean treat

Me want spoonful

Me want sweet cream from the beach

This is lava

It's external molten rock, you see

And it's not edible

But don't you think it ought to be?

It's just melted liquid minerals

That our bodies can't extinguish

It can reach twelve hundred celsius

So you really shouldn't drink it

But even then…

Me would like to partake

Of yon spicy smoothie lake

Me would rather enjoy imbibing it

Til me fire slush thirst is slaked

You little rat

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:)

These are cat tails

The brown things on these water reeds

Well they're not edible

But don't you think they oughta be?

They're just golden russet groupings

Of highly compressed seedlings

That expand rapidly on impact

So they're not that good for eating

But even so...

Me want bite

Me want plant corndog delight

Me want deep fried

Me think water twinkie nice

This is sea foam

Shot with high-speed photography

And it's not edible

But don't you think it oughta be?

It's just waste from sea crеatures

Shot at a very high rate

It's practically just churnеd up fish poop

Ammonia and nitrates

But even still…

Me want eat

Me want tasty ocean treat

Me want spoonful

Me want sweet cream from the beach

This is lava

It's external molten rock, you see

And it's not edible

But don't you think it ought to be?

It's just melted liquid minerals

That our bodies can't extinguish

It can reach twelve hundred celsius

So you really shouldn't drink it

But even then…

Me would like to partake

Of yon spicy smoothie lake

Me would rather enjoy imbibing it

Til me fire slush thirst is slaked

You little rat

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Hi lmao

I deleted the app for a while

But-

I'm bored

Please submit asks or something

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I don't even know what to say I-

Tysm 🥺

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ʷ

ʷʰᵃᵗ ⁱᶠ

ANARCHY

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hamster

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Products for Chronic Pain

I chose eBay because I’m Australian and I didn’t want to give recommendations for stores that are only here. These are the ones that genuinely help me every day. 

Fake shoelaces

Boomerang pillow

Boomerang pillow cover

7 day pillbox wallet 

Wheat pack

Ice packs

Ear plugs

TENS machine

Oil diffuser

Collapsible cane

Migrastick

Ugg boots

Peppermint chewing gum (for nausea)

Radox muscle soothe bath salts

Magnesium gel

Deep heat gel

Ice gel 

I encourage everybody to use The Mighty - basically Facebook for the chronically ill. You can tailor your feed to your diseases. I didn’t know who needed help with what so here are some pages on The Might about products chronic pain:

20 Heating Products That Can Help Relieve Pain

20 Products People With Fibromyalgia Swear By

14 Portable Heating Products That Can Help Relieve Pain

18 Cooling Products That Can Help Relieve Pain

15 Products People With Chronic Pain Swear By

14 Portable Cooling Products People With Chronic Illness Swear By

15 Sensory-Friendly Back to School Products 

27 Products That Can Make Sleeping Easier If You Have Chronic Pain

24 Products That Can Make Cleaning Easier If You Have a Chronic Illness or Disability

16 Products to Use When Painsomnia Keeps You Up at Night

21 Products That Can Make Cooking Easier if You Have a Chronic Illness or Disability

22 Products That Can Make Your Room Cozier on Days You’re Stuck in Bed

14 Products That Make Your Car More Comfortable If You Have a Chronic Illness

22 Personal Care Products to Use If You Are Sensitive to Scents and Chemicals

19 Products That Can Make Showering Easier If You Have a Chronic Illness or Disability

16 Products That Can Make It Easier to Do Laundry With Chronic Illness

Please reblog, even if you’re not disabled, because it will help people who are. 

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So I finished the drawing

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Hi I'm working on a drawing here's the lineart pls give art advice but don't be over-critical I'm sensitive 👉👈

AND YES I KNOW BASIL IS TINY HUSH-

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im bored so why the hell not

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

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Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked “What’s wrong?”

She stopped her sobbing and asked the well “You can talk?”

“Yes,” said the well. “Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so I could serve as a guardian to the townspeople.”

“Alas,” said the young woman. “I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother’s death.”

“Do not be afraid,” said the well. “I will take care of this.”

The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch’s daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.

Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge