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not gonna lie the first one might be my best work

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how it feels going from a bdubs hermitcraft episode and to a joel hermitcraft episode

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scar playing DND with himself

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it took two world wars to bankrupt the british enough to bring about the end of its empire (and another 20-30 years to carry out decolonisation). so i wouldn’t be too optimistic

If you genuinely believe that the fall of the American empire is impossible, then remember that a hundred years ago the British empire ruled over a quarter of the world's population and now controls less than one percent. Even if the "United States of America" as a nation doesn't go away, the collapse of an empire is entirely possible.

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controversial thought of the day is i think a good amount of people would benefit from being told they don't have "a touch of the tism" they're just socially awkward and or emotionally stunted

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Bdubs’ daughters skin having the same big eyes as him EILL never not be funny to me

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My favorite moments of the Boarder Hoarder guest episode

Jimmy shipping shinyduo on main

Joel and Lizzie going from being uber competitive in a small group to “this is my spouse, together we are powerful” the moment the are outnumbered

Shelby pulling up ten minutes in and being more prepared than Oli and Jimmy combined

Shelby’s giggle when Lizzie drowns

Oli just standing there starving to death while having a casual (not at all time sensitive) conversation and not so much as mentioning the situation until Jojo interrupts like “are you hungry btw?”

Jojo pulling up fifteen minutes in and being more prepared (and knowledgeable) than Oli and Jimmy combined

Jimmy asking what pie is and Oli’s “three point….. one…” killed my inner nerd (my outer nerd died seven years ago)

“I don’t even got a shovel!” “I don’t have a shovel :( where’s shubble??” “We’re so lame”

Oli and Jimmy lamenting how bad of a decision inviting Sausage was literally twenty minutes in and they’ve barely seen him

Gem being like “I know it’s not my job, but why would I stay in my lane when everyone else is incompetent?” as she should tbh

Lizzie tricking Joel into explaining what to do is even funnier because of how unsubtle she is , he definitely either knows what she’s doing and is playing along or is just so used to her acting sus that he doesn’t even question it

Oli calling Jim adorable and getting “you’re audacious” as a response 😂

Jim prompting a cut to Cam and it just being the most low-intensity crafting in the woods moment just like they predicted is everything

I was kinda wishing they had more clips from the guests but it’s actually better just cutting to them being productive every now and then, it makes for great comedic timing

Cam is getting absolutely owned rip

Gem girlbossing her way back to spawn only to find wet cat CamBam sulking, she then proceeds to lightly bully this sad sad man

Oli talking about having kids with Jimmy and Shelby just being dead silent lmao

Jojo being one of the last people to get an item simply because she’s not tryharding is so in character. She could demolish all of these fools but instead she’s just chilling, here for the vibes

El farming all the colored shulkers while Scott and Jojo are catching up with Lizzie is so sleeper agent of her

Everyone hyping Cam up when he finally gets an item and then Gem in the background “finally”

“Oli and Gem, Oli and Gem- and Cam as well, I guess”

“Just four guys” “the way it should be”

Shoutout whatever enderman left that warped nyleium (I think that’s what it’s called??)

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hey. don’t cry. lucy dacus in an i ❤️ sluts t shirt. okay?

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just discovered that the mens section in hollister is the prime spot to find butches/mascs. there’s like three of us here

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the term Average Joe implies the existence of the strange Abnormal Joe and this, i think, is the proper identification for joe hills of nashville tennessee

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meow

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i love when they fight <3 for no raisin <3

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Gem and Grian chaos gremlins sibling snail duo just... 10/10

I'm obsessed they're just...!!!!

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i feel strongly about this

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I’m free :D

i can play soooo many video games guilt free now

27 days until exams start. i feel sick

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joelor swift, joelbrina carpenter, jabba, he's all-in-1 pop singer princess

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Nurse... he's out again