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still love you, of course. order food to your work, make sure it's all the things you love. your bank account is in the red, can't transfer anything there - all the stupid apps you use eat it up. i tell you to stop and - and -

you keep using them.

doesn't matter. i still love you. you're starving, blank spots in your vision. i ate coffee cake for dinner last night. okay. i can't remember the last time i ate anything other than coffee cake. okay. it was free. a gift. you fed me some.

it's good coffee cake

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This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen

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my problem as a writer and as a roleplayer is that I always want characters to do that thing where you hold your hand out, palm to the ground, and kind of tilt it quickly left and right to express uncertainty or a "kinda-sorta"/"yes and no" vibe. but I don't know an official term for this so I always just call it the Noncommittal Hand Waggle

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Oh my god

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The most important thing to know about the Biden Family is that it’s full of nasty little thotties

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Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

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Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩

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Did not see a single one of those coming

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hmm no wikipedia i didn't know that. i mean that's pretty high praise tho how impressive could it beOH GODDAMNIT IT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

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izzy hands moodboard

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