average f1 fan, all over the place tbh!! i yap too much!
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please my fandom, it's very sick, it needs media literacy, please
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"zak's broken my ribs, lando's given me a bruise on my.. behind" 😭😭
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featuring well wishes from laura winter because same girl 🥹
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You want to see real sorcery happen in your life?
Start talking to yourself.
Comfort yourself when you’re down.
Soothe yourself when you’re hurt.
Encourage yourself when you’re scared.
Feeling nostalgic? Tell yourself some memories.
Messed up? Tell yourself it will be fine.
Time to sleep? Tell yourself good night.
When you’re tired, ask yourself to take a break.
When you’re panicking, get yourself to breathe.
When you win, congratulate yourself.
If you do these things sincerely and consistently, you will witness true sorcery.
Your body will start healing itself for you.
Your heart will start feeling whatever you want it to.
Your mind will start changing your environment to fit you.
No one in this world will love, nurture and protect you as much as you will yourself.
But as with everyone else, you first have to earn yourself’s devotion and loyalty.
So start talking to yourself today. What’s the first thing you will say?
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A Witcher Event for December! Instead of something with monsters let's make a Witchery Yuletide Calendar together with one or several nice surprises every day. Claim a day/prompt (or more than one) and post something for it before your day, tagging @witchermonstermayhem and #yuletidecalendar so that I can find and share it with everybody on the day the calendar door opens.
What can you share? Fics, Poems, Art, Edits, Recipes, Mood boards, whatever you like! It should fit the prompt and the season and must be related to The Witcher somehow.
Do I have to create something new? - No! You can also share an old work of yours or recommend somebody else's work. The only thing that's not allowed is AI created stuff.
How do I claim a prompt? - Please send me a message to let me know which prompt(s) you'd like to share something for until November 24.
Is NSFW allowed? - Yes! Just tag it properly.
Are modern AUs and crossovers allowed? - Yes, definitely!
I missed the deadline to claim a prompt. Can I still participate? - Yes, no problem! Just post before the day of the prompt and tag me so that I can share it. The claiming is just so that I can see which days have not been claimed and can put them up for 'adoption' on the 25th.
Can I combine this event with other events? - Yes! As long as the other event allows it, combine as much as you like. For example there's @fluff-cember, @whumpcember, @hurtcember or maybe you have a bingo card that is not done yet.
Can I combine different days of the event? - No, not really as each entry is for one specific day only. If you want to write a single fic for several prompts, it will work only if the prompts are used in different chapters and in chronological order.
Can I be a completionist? - If you want to share something for every day, that's awesome and then you're definitely a completionist. But it's also great if you share something for just one day.
Is there an Ao3 collection? Yes, it's here: WitcheryYuletideCalendar
(You can already post to it, but it won't be revealed before 1st December)
The overall goal of the event is to have at least one entry for every day that other people can enjoy during Yuletide as their daily does of The Witcher.
If you have questions, please don't hesitate to send an ask!
Please share this post so that many Witcher fans can join the event. Thank you!
Below the cut is a written list of the prompts:
1 - cold / freezing
2 - (shooting) star
3 - old friend
4 - shelter
5 - hot beverage (coffee, tea, cocoa etc.)
6 - fire (place) / hot
7 - cat
8 - flowers / bouquet
9 - hot spring
10 - tree / forest / Christmas tree
11 - dog / puppy
12 - mistletoe
13 - snow / snowflake(s)
14 - lips / kiss
15 - (Christmas) cookies / baking
16 - moon / moon light / night
17 - snowman
18 - wool / knitting / crocheting
19 - dice / game
20 - unicorn
21 - gloves / mittens
22 - sleigh / sled / sledge / toboggan
23 - present
24 - heart / love
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PSA: Aphrodite isn't just romantic love, the ancient Greeks had 7 words for love!
eros: your typical love, romance, sex, all that. typically what Aphrodite is known for.
philautia: self-love (which is SO SO important!)
storge: parental love, the bond that parents and children have with each other.
ludus: playful love - banter, teasing, flirting as a joke with your friends.
pragma: longstanding love, that is built upon trust and respect for one another. can be any type of relationship.
xenia: hospitality, a love and care for strangers and the people around you.
agape: true, unconditional love. the love everyone should aim to feel for others and to let others feel for them.
Lady Aphrodite is all of this! She tends to like hearing about relationships (in my experience), and She's always willing to lend some advice!
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The Greek for “divine possession” is enthusiasmos—enthusiasm. To be enthused or enthusiastic is to be “engodded,” to be divinely inspired.
—Stephen Fry, Mythos
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Cursing By The Moon

Dark/New Moon: Ruined beginnings, job/financial loss, bad health, depression, hopelessness, despair, fear
Waxing Crescent: Destruction, ruined plans, weakness, illness, ruin, sorrow
Waxing Gibbous: Bad luck, arguments, tension, chaos, accidents, injuries
Full Moon: Spiritual warfare, psychic attack, hauntings and possessions, nightmares, legal issues, loss of motivation/will power
Waning Gibbous: Addiction, ending relationships, stress, panic, emotional breakdowns
Waning Crescent: Mistakes, humiliation, bad choices, betrayal, butt of the joke, loneliness
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❌ Curse Correspondences ❌
Crystals:
Agate - for use on a target who has entered a space uninvited, i.e. someone breaking into your home or vehicle
Alexandrite - causes obsession and delusions
Amethyst - causes sensitivity and self-destruction
Astrophyllite - causes those who have died at the hands of another to torment the target from the grave
Diamond - causes blindness, confusion, and disorientation
Diopside - lowers inhibitions and causes secrets to be revealed
Emerald - causes greed, selfishness, and isolation
Flint - causes conflicts
Garnet - leeches energy from a target
Kunzite - induces vulnerability
Kyanite - used to infiltrate a target’s mind
Meteorite - used as a catalyst in baneful magic
Obsidian - used for general aggressive magic
Onyx - causes nightmares and mental torment, and is used to break up relationships
Opal - used to store negative energy, and then to be given to a target
Ruby - used to focus your intent on a target
Colors:
Black - law, justice, manifestation, sorrow
Red - force, energy, confrontation, jealousy, anger
Greenish Yellow - strife, discord, illness, conflict, jealousy, greed
Magenta - catalyst
Botanicals:
Ague Weed - confusion
Angelica Root - misery, strife, distress, discord
Asafoetida - drives enemies away
Bayberry - depression
Bindweed - binding
Blackberry Root - distress
Black Salt - misery, strife, distress, discord
Bladderwrack - illness
Bloodroot - substitute for blood
Blueberry - confusion, strife
Boneset - distress, confusion
Cayenne Pepper - anxiety
Chicory - discord
Chili Powder - discord, misery, strife
Cinquefoil - discomfort
Clove - stopping gossip
Cramp Bark - pain, illness
Dogbane - deception
Dragon’s Blood - destruction, strife, misery
Hemlock - discord, sadness
Henbane - illness, discord, melancholy
Jezebel Root - wickedness, ending relationships, punishing unfaithful lovers
Knot Weed - binding
Lemon - sourness, bitterness
Lemon Verbena - a boost of power, ending relationships
Lime - sourness, bitterness
Lobelia - discord
Mace - misery, strife
Mandrake - misery, strife
Mistletoe - isolation, confusion
Mullein - spirit work, nightmares
Mustard Seed - strife, discord
Myrrh - a boost of power
Nightshade (Belladonna) - discord, illness
Onion - strife
Patchouli - illness
Poke Root - confusion, discord
Poppy Seed - discord
Rue - misery
Safflower - destruction
Spanish Moss - bad luck
Slippery Elm - ending relationships
Stinging Nettle - jealousy, envy, discomfort
Sumac - bad luck
Tobacco - a substitute for any baneful herb
Tormentil - distress, harm, discord
Vetiver - silence
Wormwood (Absinthe) - misery, strife
Yew - spirit work
Yohimbe Bark - impotency
Planets:
Mars - power, force, energy, war, conflict, jealousy
Saturn - law, justice, chaos, revenge
Neptune - confusion, illusion, chaos
Pluto - death, mystery, crisis
Lunar Phases:
Waning - binding, banishing
Dark - destruction, banishing, justice
Black - power, manifestation
Taglocks:
Drawings
Photos
The target’s name written on paper
The target’s signature
An item that belongs to the target
Other Ingredients:
Cigarette butts
Broken glass
Razorblades
Vinegar
Lemon/lime juice
Alcohol
Bones
Needles
Nails
Thorns
Shark teeth
Catfish spines
Murex seashells
Flying Devil Oil
Dead insects
Black sand
Charcoal
Disclaimer: I do not condone the unethical practice of collecting or harvesting animal parts, or forcefully obtaining taglocks. This is just a list of theoretical correspondences and I am not responsible for the actions of others.
© 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺 𝙰𝙳-𝙲𝙰𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙰
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Baneful Magic Masterpost
***I understand that cursing is a controversial topic for some people. I don't believe in the threefold's law or whatnot, so such things aren't a concern for me. I do, however, advise you to only curse someone who truly deserves it. Curses are meant to be permanent and difficult to break, while hexes aren't nearly as potent. Do with that knowledge what you will. Intense spells will be marked with "***".***
Curses (long-term, usually permanent)
"Supernatural Soul Eater" curse***
"Gentle Curse" curse
"Hekatean Witchcraft Curse" curse
"From This Pain, I Will Rise" curse
"Blood Rain" tied with protection↓***
"Curse For Protection" tied with blood rain↑***
"Drown In Your Horrors" curse
"To Sink A Sailor" curse
"Curses For Empathy" curse
"My Pain To Yours" curse
"Beauty & The Beast" curse
"Your Joy Will Turn To Ashes" curse***
"Your True Nature Revealed" curse
"Releasing The Hounds" curse***
"The Curse Of Arrows" curse
"Lollipop Curse" curse
"Anon Hate" curse
"Sickness Killer" curse (DOES NOT REPLACE MEDICAL HELP)
"A Bellyful Of Stones" curse
"Bind & Break" curse***
"Forget Me Not" curse
"Did You Miss Me?" curse***
"Dragon Fire" curse
"Red Heart" curse
"Headless Horseman" curse
"Only A Memory" curse
"Hurricane Curse" curse***
"Let Loose Your Crimson Arrow" curse
"Hypnotic Flame" curse
"Drown In Your Guilt" curse***
"Stomp Out The Bastard" curse
"Duress" curse
"Essence Extraction" curse
"Red In Your Ledger" curse
"Sin Collector" curse
"The Ferryman's Curse" curse
"An Ancient Greek Curse" curse
"Knitting Curse" curse
Hexes (short-term, usually temporary)
"The Seven Stings" hex
"The Lemon Hex" hex
"Coffin Hex" hex***
"Curse Alternative" hex
"Hex Bramble" hex
"Black-Out" hex
"Burse Your Bubble" hex
"Year Long" hex***
"Ants Nest" hex
"By All Means, Panty Away" hex
"Hazy Smog" hex
"Hexing In A Pinch" hex
"Hexball" hex
"Revenge On Cheaters" hex
"Frostburn" hex
"Mess With A Witch" hex***
"Bring About Consequences" hex
"Riddle Of Lightning" hex
Jars, Charms, & Pouches
"Jar Of Consequences" jar hex
"Feel The Pain You've Caused Me" sigil
"To Banish & Bind: For Abusers" jar curse
"Wither & Rot" jar curse***
"Your Hatred Is Your Own" jar curse
"Revenge Curse Cage" jar curse***
"Box Of Terror" box curse***
"Catcall Hex Stone" hex charm
"Begone Neighbors" jar hex
"All Purpose Curse Powder" curse powder
Removals, Reversals, & Protection
"Curse Removal & Reversal" removal, reversal
"The Healing Pool: Cursebreaker" removal
"Mild & Spicy Cursebreaker Powders" removal
"To Stop Someone From Casting On You" prevention
"Return To Sender Spells" reversal
"Curse Removing Wash" removal
"To Reverse A Spell" reversal
"Curse Removal/Protection" removal, prevention
"Decoy For Protection Purposes" prevention
"Protection From Curses" prevention
"Curse Decoy" prevention
"Substitute Spell" prevention
"Witch Bottle" prevention
"Blackthorn Reversing Spell" reversal
"Break A Curse Candle Spell" removal
"Curse-breaking, Purifying, Protective Witch Jar" prevention, removal
"To Destroy A Curse" removal
"Hex & Curse-breaking" removal
"Hex-breaker Candle" removal
Information
"Curses vs. Hexes: What's The Difference?" info
"So You Think You've Been Cursed" info
"Object Cursing" info
"Jinxes, Hexes, & Curses" info & spells
"Lessons Learnt From A Hex" info
"Curse Correspondences" info
"Cursing101" info
"So You Just Did A Big Curse...Now What?" info
"Foxen's List Of Baneful Ingredients" info
"Nasty Shit To Put In Curse Jars" info
"Something To Consider Before You Curse" info
"Taglocks" info
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Artwork by Viola Serpeverde
Hekáte, Lady of Storms, Goddess of the Tempest, Admêtos,
Please send Your Hounds to keep a watchful eye over those in the path of the hurricane.
Please look after our brothers and sisters, Your devotees, and all the creatures that may be in harm's way.
Hekáte, Enodia, we trust in You!
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they will show Any Guy™️ wearing headphones and it will say Alpine Team Principal under their name and i will just nod and accept it. tomorrow it will be colton herta. it will be arthur leclerc. it might even be adam norris. and i will just nod along and say yeah sure sounds legit
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I will never be normal about their hand size difference.
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well this is going to be ridiculous. personally, i hope franco can showcase himself well for potential future drives. i wish him the best.
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oohhhh when I tell you I’m about to do something that puts me on the international news. James Vowles shut the fuck up challenge when. I hope your shitty excel spreadsheet gets corrupted x
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