U have problems
in case anyone was curious, the usps will send you a roll of 100 cremated remains stickers for free
you do not need to pay shipping they will just send it to you. for free
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cream pie slut sluts u
w h a t
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would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn
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My asshole is to scrumptious for u
Stark: do it again! do it again! do it again!
Xanzley: no, you’re not getting a picture of this miraculous asshole
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i want one just to break
"C'mon Olympians it's bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!"
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Huh
two…
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what the fuck is this
New genders just dropped.
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okay so what if Tony Stark just said... "I am..." then snapped his fingers and died
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sir please don't
12:30am - a child has appeared at my front door not too sure if i should get my 12 gauge and shoot it or drop kick it to my neighbors house
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When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix
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hey calm down u little gremlin
12:30am - a child has appeared at my front door not too sure if i should get my 12 gauge and shoot it or drop kick it to my neighbors house
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12:30am - a child has appeared at my front door not too sure if i should get my 12 gauge and shoot it or drop kick it to my neighbors house
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no problem DICK PILLS
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Cobra chickens (Canada geese) are like Canada’s version of the Bear Pig (Boars)
Change my mind
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i stg ill do this
used to date a guy who was 6'4 and I'm 5'2 and one time we were arguing and he took a picture of me from his eye level to show me what I looked like from his perspective and honestly that was so disrespectful
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they launched a dick into space yesterday... lmao the rocket looks like a penis too
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btw i want a fucking barrel stuffed with white people not a building with barrels and white people in it
CRACKER BARREL ISN’T A BARREL FULL OF WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING
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