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[It seems the music player has reached the end of the playlist.]

Oh, is it that time already?

[Xaos places their project down and snaps their fingers. With a flash, Lloyd is placed back where he came from.]

[You can see Xaos sitting in an armchair, embroidering something with a cup of tea on a side-table to their left and a music player making its way through a list of their favorite songs.]

[They're humming along to the music as they work, and you get the impression that they're unusually content to just sit down and relax for a while.]

[Do you strike up a conversation?]

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Oh, glad you like it! It's the only kind of tea I have at the moment.

The spot for my favorite game is tied between Singularity, Stardew Valley, and Metro: Exodus. What's yours?

[You can see Xaos sitting in an armchair, embroidering something with a cup of tea on a side-table to their left and a music player making its way through a list of their favorite songs.]

[They're humming along to the music as they work, and you get the impression that they're unusually content to just sit down and relax for a while.]

[Do you strike up a conversation?]

[xaos-rps]

[They place a teakettle on a table in front of them that the author forgot to include was totally there the whole time and pour you a cup. It's mint flavored.]

What kind of hobbies do you like? I've always been partial to making things.

[You can see Xaos sitting in an armchair, embroidering something with a cup of tea on a side-table to their left and a music player making its way through a list of their favorite songs.]

[They're humming along to the music as they work, and you get the impression that they're unusually content to just sit down and relax for a while.]

[Do you strike up a conversation?]

[xaos-rps]

Ah, hello! I'm just working on a little decoration; it helps me relax. Would you like something to drink? I've got tea, water, and coffee.

[You can see Xaos sitting in an armchair, embroidering something with a cup of tea on a side-table to their left and a music player making its way through a list of their favorite songs.]

[They're humming along to the music as they work, and you get the impression that they're unusually content to just sit down and relax for a while.]

[Do you strike up a conversation?]

[xaos-rps]

[You can see Xaos sitting in an armchair, embroidering something with a cup of tea on a side-table to their left and a music player making its way through a list of their favorite songs.]

[They're humming along to the music as they work, and you get the impression that they're unusually content to just sit down and relax for a while.]

[Do you strike up a conversation?]

[xaos-rps]

[There's a name for that, you know!]

WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME.

[Like I said, it's funny!]

ONLY TO YOU.

[And the audience, hopefully!]

THE WHAT.

[... It's really a good thing that these interactions are non-canonical, ain't it viewers at home?]

Is there such a thing as pseudoassimilation because I want Jotette to turn me into Her

there's only one jotette you can't be her, sry anon :<

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["an joter"]

[It sure is!]

[..... You'll be fine.]

[Probably.]

I'M GONNA BURN FOR THIS - (1994)

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[By Allah you people are dogs, etc etc.]

WHY WOULD YOU SUBJECT ME TO THIS.

[It's funny, and you don't get enough screen time.]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

[You can try!]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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For some inexplicable reason, I don't believe you.

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[Wait, why would you theme your blog around green if it-- oh, like "green with envy", yeah that makes sense.]

[ J//: HERES A FUN GAME! GUESS WHAT MY FAVOURITE COLOR IS???? ]

[xaos-rps]

That seems like an inordinate amount of shitposting.

At least it's high-quality shitposting.

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Those sure are words!

Not a goddamn clue what they mean in that order, though.

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[You can tell that Xaos was going to say something, but they're too busy cackling over J's imposter problem to speak.]

[To be fair, @the-arcade-doctah is a very funny blog.]

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Hm... A.T.L.A.S, open terminal.

>Admin@A.T.L.A.S: ~$ cd Documents/EOIs/

>Admin@A.T.L.A.S: ~Documents/EOIs$ touch Z.txt

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There's "good op-sec", and then there's "insane paranoid cult bullshit". Whatever the fuck your iteration of the Chaos Insurgency has going on is definitely the latter.

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Making a trade with an entity known primarily for stealing people's souls and murdering entire kingdoms' worth of people seems like a pretty bad idea, J.

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If we're thinking of the same story, I never liked it either.

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[Yeah, sure, I'll reblog the creech.]