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Just remembering you guys that Spongebob’s grandma have the same tastes as Squidward and they get along very well. This explains why Spongebob is so fascinated by his artistic talents.

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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

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billions of dollars and untold environmental damage for this groundbreaking technology

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Best Marina lines

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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

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I think the concept of introversion may have harmed a lot of people, tbh

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looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

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what if a creature was both strange and hilarious. multifaceted.

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having a friend crush is so god damn embarrassing like yeah.... i like how you play toys and i think youre really cool..... and im scared to talk to you........do you wanna..... play toys with me too...... or something...... its whatever if not..... kicks a rock. Fuck my life dude

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Frank Herbert's Catholic Problems really permeate dune at every conceivable level but one of the clearest might be when he's like And then. The scariest old woman you've seen in your life Hurts you. So bad. Unimaginable pain. But if you don't tolerate it she'll kill you. Because suffering through pain without flinching away is what my scary space cult thinks makes them more human than other people. And it's intentional to be clear dune is a lot of very very intentional critique of various religious organizations but some of that makes you kinda pause and go Hey man? Are you good

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sometimes trying to be more social and talk to people u know are already in an established friend group feels like

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as a moderator of this subreddit i should get rid of this troll answer but it’s too good

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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to menacingly walk towards a hero with a fireball growing in my hand

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infantry and adultery sound like they'd be opposites but they're in fact completely unrelated