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Getting home from work like how much THC can i put in my body and how fast can you do it
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// 5:24 a.m. Was up working on this
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i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate
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#TheStory
written by @zolarmoon on 10/28/2015
Y'all wanna hear a story about why me and this bitch here fell out???????? It’s kind of long but full of suspense 😂😭
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*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead
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for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”
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