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MAJOR WARNING TO DISCORD USERS!!!! PLEASE REBLOG AND PASS THIS ALONG!!

Do not accept a friend request from Chrisopeer Davies and Jessica Davies. They are hackers. Tell everyone on your friends list because if somebody on your list adds one of them, they’ll be on your list too. They will figure out your personal computer’s IP and address, so copy & paste this message wherever you can

Heads Up: Also look out for a Discord user by the name of “KeirStarmer” or often just “Keir”. He is going around sending friend requests to random Discord users, and those who accept his friend requests will have their accounts DDoSed and their IP Addresses revealed to him.

Spread the word and send this to as many discord servers as you can. If you see this user, DO NOT accept his friend request and immediately block him.

Please be warned there is a user going around called “KurtStarmer” or just “Kurt” who is mass spamming terribly graphic gore and of such(he is also a hacker). Please spread the word of this to your other servers

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If you’re ever too nervous to comment on fanfics, please look at some of the absolute nonsense I leave people:

First there’s weird reactions to smut:

Sometimes I like to keep the author updated on how I’m doing while I’m reading the fic:

Other times I make astute observations:

Then there’s whatever the fuck this is:

Admittedly half of these weird comments are due to the fact that I like to drink wine and read fanfic at 2 AM, but the point is don’t be embarrassed to leave dumbass comments because I 100% guarantee the author will love it regardless. 

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Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

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IMPORTANT

@flurbejurbvondurp

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Mood!! I’ll be your fanart peep!

Consider, Good Omens AU for Joble. Or just an angel demon combo with Joble. Jamie’s the angel and Noble’s the demon (obv) but Jamie’s always trying to keep Noble in line!

WAIT

Okay, so I don’t know if you all have read the prompt about the demon being by the book and the angel being unorthodox. So, the demon is trying to keep the angel in line. Example:

Angle: lol I think I might just do some divine intervention and show myself idk yet.

Demon: YOU CAN’T WE HAVE RULES WE HAVE TO FOLLOW!

Angel: Imma show everybody my wings.

Demon, distressed: Rules!

Anyway, that but with Joble. Noble is the angel who’s like, This is the 21st century let’s have fun, and Jamie’s the demon who’s like there is a reason protocols exist. For Lucifer’s sake Noble!

I’m sorry I’m so tired and this is so dumb.

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👏 I love this 👏

Consider, Good Omens AU for Joble. Or just an angel demon combo with Joble. Jamie’s the angel and Noble’s the demon (obv) but Jamie’s always trying to keep Noble in line!

WAIT

Okay, so I don’t know if you all have read the prompt about the demon being by the book and the angel being unorthodox. So, the demon is trying to keep the angel in line. Example:

Angle: lol I think I might just do some divine intervention and show myself idk yet.

Demon: YOU CAN’T WE HAVE RULES WE HAVE TO FOLLOW!

Angel: Imma show everybody my wings.

Demon, distressed: Rules!

Anyway, that but with Joble. Noble is the angel who’s like, This is the 21st century let’s have fun, and Jamie’s the demon who’s like there is a reason protocols exist. For Lucifer’s sake Noble!

I’m sorry I’m so tired and this is so dumb.

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Yes

I need a Joble vampire AU. That is all.

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“You smell like melon”

“You smell like sadness”

I love them. I absolutely love them.

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PLEASE REBLOG FOR EPILEPTIC FRIENDS!!

Tumblr has fucked up once again and disregarded the safety of Epileptic people!

DON’T CLICK ON THE NEW FILTER LINK IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO FLASHING IMAGES It takes you straight to a page where the header is a ton of flashing colours that could easily trigger an epileptic episode! Please tell any of your epileptic friends to avoid clicking this for their safety!! please spread the word!!!

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THERE ISNT A BROTHER AS RIGHT ON BABE

YOU WONT FIND ANOTHER AS STRAIGHT UP DEAR

YOUVE NEVER SEEN HELL THAT’S AS FRESH AS MINE

YOUVE NEVER HEARD NOTHING LIKE THIS SHIT HERE

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Tumblr Code.

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This

Is

Everything

Consumerist Squip AU

- the squip constantly shows advertisements

- like in the middle of important advice and when you’re sleeping

- and you can’t turn it off unless you get Squip Premium©

-also you can’t get the good advice unless you have Squip Premium©

-and it’s hella expensive and you pay it with interest

-and if you try to get rid of the squip it hits you with like fifty copyright violations

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tumblr’s been squipped, for every time we think about sex we get shocked now 

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Happiness Will Come To You.